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troyeyo

i asked my brother if he’d ever loved any of his girlfriends and he said “no, the only girl i’ve ever loved was hope”

hope was our guinea pig

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The year is 2025, Louis and Harry sit down for a joint interview after 8 years of marriage to talk about the adoption of their first child. The interviewer smiles and looks over to them and says,“So, what do you two look for in a girl?”

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ugly privilege

  • not having ppl using your photos to catfish others
  • knowing when ppl try to befriend you they’re not doing it for ur looks
  • being able to tell who’s genuinely nice irl
  • not being “thirst followed” cause ppl care more about what u post and ideas than tagged/me
  • not being awkwardly hit on in public
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Anonymous asked:

Hello love :) could you tell me all the facts you know about harry ?? I'm new here and I want to know more about him from a professional fangirl anf if you can't answer pls forward me to someone who can ;) thanks

isthatyoularry answered:

Riiiiiight okay, I’m so tired but let’s go. These are some things about the amazing man that is Harry:

  • Born February 1st 1994
  • Family: Anne Twist (mum, maiden name Selley), Gemma Styles (sister, 1990), Des Styles (father), Robin Twist (stepfather), Mike Twist (stepbrother), stepsister (can’t recall name atm)
  • Hometown: Holmes Chapel, Cheshire
  • Relationship status: engaged on the down low to Louis Tomlinson (relationship estimated ca 5 years)
  • Height: allegedly 5′11
  • Used to be blond as a child and didn’t have curly hair
  • first word was ‘cat’
  • has fifty- something tattoos (a few dedicated to family and loved ones)
  • Good manners (known to be extremely polite and for example shaking hands with camera crew etc at interviews, not just the ‘important people’)
  • Loves bananas, puns, innuendos, knock-knock and penis jokes
  • LGBTQ+ activist (as much as possible while still closeted, but yes considered an activist by many)
  • According to him ‘if you like dolphins, don’t go to sea world’
  • Has a penchant for gold and glittery boots
  • Reads poetry
  • Likes seeing the landmarks while visiting new places
  • Digs photography
  • Loves his long hair (stop asking him to cut it!!!!!!)
  • Was in a band called White Eskimo before auditioning for the xfactor in 2010
  • His mum/family has a cat called Dusty
  • Likes cooking and is good at it
  • He was the one who came up with the band name ‘one direction’
  • Enjoys being domestic
  • His best friend from home is called Jonny
  • His first real crush was Louis Tomlinson
  • Once said he wanted his first daughter to be called Darcy
  • Patterned shirts are a yeeees
  • Boxes now and then for workout
  • Owns property in London, Cheshire, and LA (not all confirmed but very very likely)
  • Endorses products from St Laurent, Paige Denim, YSL and more, and promotes frozen yoghurt (lol) and Soul Cycle (surely a few more things but I’m too lazy to remember)
  • When asking a friend for help with this I got the description ‘weird alien cupcake’ ‘his mum is hot’ ‘his boyfriend too’
  • Is very insightful and wise for his age
  • His humour is under appreciated and underrated (HE IS SO FUNNY)
  • He is PRETTY
  • Wears lipstick sometimes
  • Wears nail polish too
  • Louis Tomlinson taught him how to ski
  • Is obsessed with love and babies

Here are some links to stuff

Hope this helped your hunt for harry facts a little bit at least… :)

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a1ys

employer: why do you want this job?

me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$

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