So girly it hurts

EXACTLY!

it pisses you off to see a faggot be so happy

#so correct#similar w straight women hating butch lesbians#you see a woman not shaving not wearing make up wearing comfy clothes and still being loved and desired#and remember you've contorted yourself into the shape of a Real Woman in exchange for soc acceptance & power#and denied yourself the gentle acceptance of doing what is comfortable on this earth#people needa stop taking out their own shit on gender nonconforming & trans people and start LEARNING from us#cause it is very obvious when cishet people are miserable and mad that we aren't (via @closet-keys)

is it just me or does the way people treat like "dopamine" and "serotonin" in modern pop psych context read exactly like balancing the humors

Ah the four humors: dopamine, serotonin, cortisol, and adrenaline

fog of war in the grocery store

clicks you. commands you to explore

on it boss

there's cheese in here boss

if you see a gay with glasses that dude aint reading, they got them from squinting at the cocks on phone for hours 🤓

the ONLY reason a man would wear glasses is to look at dicks better

hey actually it’s cause I have an astigmatism

More like astigmadickinyourmouth

Jadeite cabbage

National Palace Museum (ROC),

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

there is milk in girls

and we can get it out of them.

whatever you say tumblr user lactating

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures

the 5 love languages are:

- Sharing a blunt

- All forms of cooking

- Being incredibly stupid on purpose

- Collaborative hating

- Ignoring things