Deadly Elegance

That video game moment when you think you died but you survive and the moment you register that you’re still alive you fuck up and die

*stops playing video games and remembers real life* wtf the fuck

“I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters.”

 A novel by me

“I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books” the thrilling sequel

“I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books” the stunning conclusion

Hey Old People: No

when someone is trying to teach you something over and over and you still don’t get it so you just pretend that you do

me: *lies down*

things: *continue to happen*

me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*

Videogame developers adding makeup options like

you have your faves:

and then you have your faves:

*tries to get 7 hours of sleep in under 3 hours*

me playing a choice based game: LET ME BE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]

things that should be taught in english lessons but aren’t.

welcome to the basics of stealing from French

damn anime inspired workouts

just gonna leave these here for all the weeaboos, otakus and anyone else (myself included) in need of an at home workout 

Is it bad that this will probably actually get me to work out

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me