sometimes i remember that the iconic spider-man poster was born out of tom holland napping on set
2020 gothic
- you join a zoom call. everyone’s mic is muted, but no one is talking anyway. you stare at the squares with faces in them. which is your face? you can’t be sure.
- the news is full of numbers. you try to learn what they mean, but the articles are full of jargon from fields you have no experience in, and you swear the numbers change when you blink.
- you wake up. you sleep. you wake up. you sleep. how many days was that? you have no idea.
- you go for a walk. a shadow follows you down the street, moving when you move, stopping when you stop. always the recommended six feet away.
- every day you get several emails from corporations you’ve never heard of. each company name sounds fake, too vague, too optimistic. “Stay healthy! :)” they say. “We’re committed to keeping you safe! You must stay healthy! We love you very much! We learned everything about you so we can keep you safe! Please believe us we love you so much we’ r e , s 0Rry:):)):))” You try to unsubscribe, but the link just takes you to a blank black webpage. Suddenly, you can make out your reflection in the screen. What’s that over your shoulder?
- you’ve been wearing the same clothes for days, but somehow there is laundry.
I kinda need a hug but I’d rather DIE than let anyone know I am a human being that desperately craves intimacy
trump got impeached, critics want to bawl their eyes out after watching cats movie, star wars fandom is in shambles after tros release, entire india is protesting against citizenship law, camila cabello's half assed apology for being anti black, jk rowling outed herself as a terf. this is too much info for me to process.
the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh
yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic
uuweweuundeheuhme
the digimon movie is really good
“We were sitting under a tree. Kelly lay with his head in my lap. My hands were in his hair. The caption said one word. GROSS."
Collab piece with the amazing @the-stewari , who did such a beautiful job coloring my lineart <33
some of y’all have never been scarred by your father, banned from the fire nation, set on an impossible quest to find the avatar, & then hunted down by your own younger sister and it shows
I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.
Literally every man in 1652: If she breathes, she a THOT!
This one random guy: All women are queens!
This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful
This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit
For those wondering, the document is called “The Glory of Women” OR “A Treatise declaring the excellency and preheminence of Women above Men, which is proved both by Scripture, Law, Reason, and Authority, Divine and Humane.”
Yeah. That’s the title.
This dude absolutely LOST IN THE SAUCE on Respect Women Juice
Absolutely devastated I missed out on the chance to peg the world’s greatest man by 367 years
"I'm tired of feeling alone and it makes me want to disappear."
"Well why don't you go be alone."
K cool
me whenever I get home from the movies:
you didn’t have to call me out like this
I'm having a massive depressive episode right now and the people that I normally talk to are all either going through some shit or don't care and I'm legit about to fall apart.
“Are you sure we can trust this guy? He just wanted to kill me.”
“He did try to kill me.”
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I LOVE HIM
There’s a lot of people who exist in the world.
A lot of stories to tell.
The ancient screen of betrayal.
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