106. Tea Party

“The moon six days old.” The common sights in the heavens. 1862. 

𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘴 🧺🕊☕️

— 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙠𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙖𝙮𝙡𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙩

“my gut is telling me that if you make something you love, you should just put it out into the world.” — the discography of taylor swift.

Dapper’s Doodles Commission Sheet 2020

All prices are listed in GBP, Euro and USD.

I will draw, ocs, canon characters, oc x canon, self inserts, ships, horror and gore.

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Any other ideas can be discussed privately.

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Turnaround usually within 2 weeks of payment, if delays occur the client will be notified.

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i am the ceo of extremely niche memes

hall of shame

To be fair: Imagine Dragons is really putting it on you. That’s a command. Please, imagine dragons while listening.

Okay imagine dragons can stay but you’re on thin fucking ice

Apparently this happened 3 days ago.  Did you know about it? i sure didn’t, because it’s not on any major news station.   I’m tired of people ignoring us, I’m tired of people hating us, it’s really not difficult to just NOT vandalize a memorial that stands in honor of the 6 million Jews who were systematically murdered.  It’s not hard to just NOT shoot us, or stab us, or kill us.  It’s not hard!!!!! I do it every day!!!!!! SOMEBODY GET MAD FOR US FOR ONCE

“Sorry we missed our exceptionally high tree-planting target, the global pandemic that’s devastated every corner of the world got in the way”

BBC are the propaganda arm of the British government and they’re fucking dreadful.

Yes it is true. Immigrant detention camps are “gassing people”  (spraying disinfectants in unventialeted areas of these camps). These chemicals cause skin burns and severe eye damage. (sources x x) 

What can you do?

Petition

Email the mayor of Adelanto  GReyes@ci.adelanto.ca.us 

Email the california senator 

Organisations to support

Immigrant Justice Corps

united we dream

Mijente

Border Angels

freedom for Immigrants

Kids in Need of Defense

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

cool

David: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

Michael: Very good.

David: Yeah? And yours?

David: You did that?!

Michael: Yeah, just this morning.

David: Fuck off! 

Michael: What?

David: You did not paint that this morning!

Michael: Yes I did!

David: You did not paint that this morning!!

Michael: I DID!

David: I DON’T BELIEVE YOU!

Michael: YOU DREW THE PINEAPPLE.

David: MY PINEAPPLE IS SHIT!

One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable