Ere Babylon Was Dust

the real reason chilchuck is such a professional hater is cuz his VA kins/cosplays/voices Karkat vantas . Happy 413

anyone doubting this just look at this and see for urself

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a bunch of dunmeshi doodles, some done on drawpile!! ^_^ btw my comms are open, feel free to dm me!

the touden siblings and their fave ppl to hold

twitter post + commission prices

HAPPY 413 time for my yearly tradition of being too lazy to think of an Epic Composition and instead doing a silly crossover pic instead

bonus labru doodle under cut:

Yaaaaas 😍

“Son, you best get t’steppin’ if’n y’don’t want this lil doggy.”

*aggressively brandishes gnoll who speaks like a rural Canadian*

i almost scrolled past this like a fool

peace

"Would you change your genitals if you could" yeah, make it Bluetooth enabled.

"But the Internet of Things has terrible security, anybody in the world could log into your dick at any time" okay, and what's the downside?

What are they gonna do, make it hard for no reason?

Spoilers: it already does that.

Use it as part of a mass DDoS attack on a website that you want to be looking at.

Being used to generate packet spam is in fact fulfilling the principal function of the penis.

in the gc rn we are Rotating, due to critical first-time-homebuyer brainrot, a mundane AU where hinata is a home inspector. "hey can you peep inside that wall real quick and let me know if there's water damage? thanks"

itachi is a real estate agent (who often works with hinata) not because he has social skills but because he mind controls everyone else into cooperating. the mangekyō sharingan can see all aspects of the california housing code at once, etc

Hinata leaned in.

"This isn't an official inspection report," she muttered in Itachi's ear, "but there's a fair amount of termite damage in the floor joists, and the fucked-up flashing in the southeast kitchen wall is basically just dumping water into the framing. It's, like..." She waved her hands vaguely, to suggest tissue paper.

"Hm," Itachi said.

"They definitely know," Hinata added. "I bet you the brand new backsplash is to cover up the water stains."

"Hm," Itachi said again. "And yet, it wasn't in the disclosures." With the aid of the Sharingan, he'd memorized the entire packet.

Hinata wandered seemingly aimlessly about the kitchen, peering into dim corners at the backs of cabinets and drumming her fingers idly against walls. "Well, after the remodel it wouldn't be visible to the inspector."

"I'll speak with the seller's agent," Itachi decided. His Sharingan started spinning more quickly as he walked towards the doorway to the living room, where the seller's agent was holding court. "I'm sure we can come to a... compromise."

yesterday on the Noise Hell Tube i ascended to some kind of higher plane of existence where i contemplated naruto AUs not hitherto conceived of by mankind. i now present to you, home inspector hinata

accurséd AU free to a good home (we have to get it away from OP)

Angel concepts

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Whoever draws Itachi with glasses in official arts did nothing wrong