Steroids meets constipation.
Seems safe...
1. Is this photo from the 70s and 2. Awesome tank top
Poor Man's Springsteen?
B+ for creativity, Mr. Never Ending Story.
Hey, at least he's honest! Seriously, this is what we have out there for us...pretty bad, guys, preeeeettty bad.
I can smell the tanning lotion and Axe body spray by just looking at this photo.
Brokeback
That turtleneck is very flattering, sir.
Male duck face. amazing.
Soooo, exactly who would I be meeting here? Ya know, nevermind, ya both scary.
Ah, a perfect example of the elusive male-duckface.
Nothing worse than a dude really, I mean, really trying to act like a pimp...only good thing? That Certified Red Sox Hater shirt.
Slash?!
Lenny Kravitz!? Yes, Yes, YES! Swipe right!
Oh shit, it's the other guy? Bah. (PS. having your profile photo be with celebs makes you look douchey, Capt. Douchetastic)
Hey, nothing wrong with a man keeping his digits pretty!
Yo, bro, let's get some Four Loko and get craaaaazy, son!