making my own picky eater poll

#triv my hand is broken but i am confident about this one

this sheds new light on this post

His name is gort

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

But what about the Down… the Down wi… Down with Ci…

I'm crying #1

CREATURE????

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

hero’s journey

and this man? Odysseus

he also ate some kind of stick

When you type a ^_^ face, looks like she’s smiling while her mouth is in fact a completely straight line. In the old days this was known as illusion magic.

it’s a shame booping will disappear after today because we don’t even have time to invent good discourse. some examples i just thought of: it’s predatory to boop a minor if ur over 18, it’s encouraging violence, it places responsibility on others to return a boop which they don’t owe you

FACT: you get special dialogue for pooping yourself

BOOPING.

hi everyone i hope you dont mind if i

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(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)