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Y'all been shitting on Sasuke’s fashion since Chunin Exams pt. 2 but once he steps out with that 2 piece suit and y'all still won’t let him live.

IVE BEEN SAYIN

In that trailer when he was standing with Naruto wearing that gray vest and slacks. Man out here looking like he finna go for a job interview.

It’s actually from the Sexy Modern Assassin collection by Tom Ford. Nobody talks about Naruto who stay looking like a Halloween decoration….

LMAO! #Dead. That praised orange ass prison jumpsuit. Sasuke out here traveling, damn near homeless and still getting the new editions.

You see that gold chain he was rocking with that post-apocalyptic vagabond outfit in The Last????

Boy was listening to migos before he left the village and decide to rock that Versace, Versace

That’s why his ass couldn’t afford Child Support, still by paying off that damn chain. Naruto walking around with his Lost&Found outfit on and girls sweating in they drawers about him.

Before I begin let me just say yall wrong and on the losing team

yall defending the same nigga who had this haircut + this style and called it a #look

“standing with Naruto wearing that gray vest and slacks. Man out here looking like he finna go for a job interview.”

job interview??? for what position???? sales clerk at hot topic????? check those raggedy ass sandals ho!!

and PLEATHE with The Last!! The Uchiha Massacre wasn’t even near as tragic as this- dare it be called- outfit

“post-apocalyptic vagabond” please the tears in his 1988 poncho represented the tears of all his stans once he stepped out in this mess!!

“decide to rock that Versace, Versace” 

you call these 2003 macaroni necklaces versace???????!?!?????

which 5 year old made them for him?? did himawari jump through time????

#himawaribeensavagebeforeconception

and yall cant call nobody’s outfit lost&found when homeboy pulled this mess out of orochimaru’s salvation army donation

*insert gif of nigga fading away with peace sign (PARTYNEXTDOOR beat starts playing)*

lemme preface this by saying, you ain’t won shit

sasuke ain’t got nothin on naruto’s somewhere over the rainbow, paint with all the colors of the wind lookin ass

what? with frog green underwear?????

throughout the ages he stay looking like a party city halloween costume reject, look like he bought that shit at a tear down halloween store for 10.99

at least sasuke got some variety in his wardrobe, while naruto doesnt even change the shade of orange.

you see sasuke’s outfit? that’s called monochromatic color blocking which is an advanced fashion skill naruto “nightmare before christmas pumpkin ass” uzumaki’s style deprived self hasn’t mastered yet

you wanna talk about kids making sasuke’s necklace, let’s talk about sarada somehow using her father’s technique to jump through dimensions to give naruto this unfortunate makeup work using the pumpkin spice latte eyeshadow palette from claire’s

give me a break sis naruto wouldn’t know what real #couture looks like if it blew off his arm

oh wait.

you can’t be sittin up here talkin about sasuke’s hair when naruto’s hair in the last:

(in case you forgot this bullshit)

looks like he went to his nearest great clips and asked the barber to just fuck him up

get with it sweet tea, sasuke don’t gotta wear ugly fire embroidered robes to actually be fire

WHY IS THIS CONVERSATION SO INTERESTING TO ME?!

Thank you for bringing this back lmao @kia8088 @geleleo I miss this

Whenever this comes back I truly live

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@branyards

I have no idea what the hell is going on here but I still couldn’t stop reading and laughing my ass off.

They’re arguing about the fashion clash between the two Naruto protagonists.

i was ringing up a winter hat for a man the other day and i said “oh, it’s so cute! i love the pom-pom on the top.” and he smiled and agreed and a few seconds later he picked the hat out of the bag and said “you called this a pom-pom?” and i said yes, that’s what i call them, and he explained that he was still learning english before he touched the hat again and said “pom-pom“ in a fascinated voice

pure

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this will always be funny

well well well look who it is

So one of my favourite Sasuke headcanon is the one that he can sew. 

I got the idea because of his initial part two outfit, which retains the basic concept of standard Orochimaru-wear with the rope shit but at the same time has definitely been customized, not even getting into the Uchiha crest on the back. I like to imagine that Orochimaru handed him this hideous set of clothes and Sasuke was just “nah.” and cut it up and shifted things and added the crest in such a way that he was just barely following Orochimaru’s dress code and couldn’t get shit for it but could still subtly assert that he’s the boss, not Orochimaru, and piss him off.

He doesn’t bring it up to Taka overtly, but they notice it soon enough. After all, he has (I’m pretty sure) the most outfit changes in the entire series.

“Where’d you get these matching capes.” “The fabric was on sale for like fifty cents a yard and anyway, it was easy.” “…. all right.“

And after Itachi’s death,

“What are you doing, Sasuke?” “Go back to sleep, I’m on watch.” “But… what are you doing.” “Adding a zipper.” “Wh…?” “Cold.”

Pretty soon they just accept it.

“Hey, Sasuke… does that mean you purposely put a purple curtain around your waist?”

“It’s not a curtain, Suigetsu.”

“… Like, why, though?”

“I like it. Do you have any other annoying questions?”

“I have a lot of annoying questions, Sasuke.”

hmm which is the real one

being in denial about your favorite character dying