when you try to make plans with your friends and they say no

this is honestly my favorite vine account.

a waitress complimented my new shirt today and it took everything i had in me not to explain that it was the entirety of the bee movie script printed really really small

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

And then one time when the show got canceled…

and then when it came back..

you’re missing my favorite one though

the only moon landing conspiracy theory i’ll ever believe 

Previously: Labradoodle or Fried Chicken (via saxi)

He’s dissolving

someone please tell me where i can buy this bath bomb

no vine is better than this 

I’m boutta go get high just bc this vine

Omfg

Me after binge watching a show

Remembers literally none of the details, occasionally forgets the main characters name

This is a carved water melon.

No its not its a hatching dragons egg, no one is gonna convince me otherwise.

take your protein pills and put your helmet on

(hikes into the tundra and finds some fucken yugoslavian old man) ay how do you feel about existing

I spent my money dollars on this and I have negative regrets.