Anyone else in the US having trouble downloading The Archer on Apple Music?
“You’ll probably forget what you learned and do it again…. But it’s fine; do you, you’re searching.”
“If someone in your life is hurting you, draining you, or causing you pain in a way that feels unresolvable, blocking their number isn’t cruel. It’s just a simple setting on your phone that will eliminate drama if you so choose to use it.”
I need a bit of minor advice.
So, this guy friend of mine pissed me off last night. Long story short, I recently lost my best friend (she was a car, don't judge) and he turned my venting session into a "all the ways Kait is messing up with this" session. And if anyone knows me, they know not to fuck with my car.
Anyway, I now need to show him he fucked up without telling him because I'm not that direct.
Here is the dilemma:
How do I screw with an Air Force vet who is just as fearless as me, a child abuse survivor?
You kiddos have no idea how groundbreaking this was. Like there’s a reason THE lesbian website for a billion years was called After Ellen. She changed everything.
oh man you know that feeling that’s like kind of an ache right between your heart and your stomach? like nostalgic knowing of pain? that’s how the scared look in Ellen’s eyes makes me feel.
Look at her hand too and how nervous she is. Every gay and lesbian person knows this feeling, because we know there are assumptions and consequences and there’s no telling how someone will react.
And let no one forget that she suffered consequences for this. It wasn’t just a moment of cathartic unburdening and then business as usual.
Right, she lost her first TV show. She worked hard to get up to where she is today.
You can see the moment where she’s like “I can’t just like and make up a name. I can’t just pretend that the person I felt a deep connection with doesn’t exist.”
Ho Ho Ho!
Entering the month of December and the Christmas season like….
So, my grandmother hung Christmas lights in the bathroom.
My grandmother was cleaning out the bathroom cabinets yesterday morning, and came out holding a strand of Christmas lights.
Grandma: Warren? Can you help me put these up?
Grandpa: glances at me where?
Grandma: in the bathroom.
Grandpa: the bathroom? Where?
Grandma: I dont know. In the bathroom. Take them.
Grandpa: I'm gonna take them and I'm gonna chuck 'em.
Grandma: Warren, you will not! *knows he is joking*
Me, *jokingly*: hang them over the existing bathroom lights.
Grandpa: *tries hanging them over the lights and realizes that if you do that, you won't be able to open the medicine cabinet* Dear, it won't work.
Grandma: yes it will!
Grandpa: Well, first you have to pick up this floor! *kicks the crap she has in front of the bathroom sink*
Grandma: Kait, do you see how much he loves me?
Me: *comes back after Thanksgiving dinner with my parents and finds them hung in their current place*
Auntie Edna will take care of everything…so, drive safely and goodbye. I enjoy our visits.
Incredibles 2 (2018) Dir. Brad Bird
i told my friend that i wish i was more independent and she was like “but you’re only dependent on me, your dog, and taylor swift it’s okay”
When you’re able to name the Taylor song by the first note…
Call It What You Want 💕✨ @taylorswift
Burt Reynolds an Icon
cats and snapchat
Tis why cats rule the world
@xiavttini ❤️😂😍
Guys she wore a new delicate dress because the tide pod would just dissolve in the rain
Thanks Mack I just spit out my drink laughing at this