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Luna Adriana (via wordsnquotes)

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

this is extremely concerning and also very reassuring, thank you and please stop bringing pythons onto public transportation 

it’s amazing when ur humor is exactly the same as someone elses & u both just spend the whole day laughing at everything u both say

Mood

she majors in art history and you can’t get her to shut up about wine

This represents me.

this represents my wrecked ass overflowing with nut

Two kinds of people

grudges by paramore

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

I mean who could win against that amazing strategy???