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you've stripped him of so many of his qualities that it's no longer "he would not say that". it's "who the fuck even is that guy"

me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

me, when a poem says something i’m feeling at this very moment

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

like this?

“I’m becoming who I am and it’s the scariest thing I’ve ever done.” Posted from the PostSecret website.

(important to note: the postcard includes a chemical formula pasted next to the message. the chemical is testosterone.)

“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

Bound

Pen, ink, and gouache on Arches paper

6.5 in. x 8.5 in.

Part of WOWxWOW's Undercurrents show, starting February 2nd.

@c3rvida3

"Are you okay" NO. THERE ARE LITTLE FICTIONAL BITCHES IN MY HEAD. AND THEY'RE KISSING.

Jøshua Zerø photographed by Nicole Ngai

being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

Reblog and put in the tags your funniest playlist name

if y'all don't shut up about that woman and put on gasolina by daddy yankee.......

"rpf seems like a lot of research and work" well exactly. you can't just watch/read the whole content. you have to be insane. you have to put yourself in the shoes of a conspiracy theorist and a historian at the same time. you have to look up the most asinine bullshit. it's a hard job but SOMEONE has to do it for the sake of old man yaoi and old woman yuri!

it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también

one time i told a guy with a huge punisher decal on his car that i loved the punisher but that i'm too scared to have any of his merch because in the current political climate i wouldn't want people to think i support killing police and the man had. no response whatsoever. he was smiling and completely frozen in place. i'd never seen anyone bluescreen that hard

do with this information what you will

prev wondering abt the amount of guts it takes to do this: the trick is to come off as incredibly sincere and kinda airheaded. now, crucially, i'm 4'11 and very cute so certain types of people already expect me to fit a very specific character type, and these techniques might not be as effective for others. but that's why i weaponize them on everyone's behalf

for those who are like me and don't know things

Not only does he kill cops, he specifically hates the kind who idolize him, since they're exactly the sort that cause the kind of corruption he's trying to combat.