If you are around disneyland today. Ill be at downtown disney’s wonder ground gallery doing signing/ painting with Miss Mindy/David Lozeau. This original acrylic painting of Belle will be available for purchase. Ill be doing demo painting of Jasmine from 7pm-10pm. http://disneyparksmerchandise.com/events/art-attack-showcase-signing-featuring-joey-chou-miss-mindy-david-lozeau/?instance_id
If our buttcracks were horizontal they’d clap when we climbed stairs.
Growing up I thought moths eating my clothes was going to be a big problem.
A single piece of corn is technically a unicorn
There should be an app like tinder but for jobs. Like hey you have 42 jobs that meet your qualifications near you. Then the company can swipe left for awful applications.
Spiders are just web developers that are happy to find bugs
When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.
Luke is fucking delusional.
You are back from the dead and unchanged.
Father, this is Brida, my greatest friend.
Uhtred & Brida
uhtred of bebbanburg - the last kingdom [bbc]
#thelastkingdom
Are you sure he’s a Saxon? He fights like a Dane.
“Another day, another dollar” is a fitting saying for when you forget to take your Redbox back.
Finding Gendry…