Actual goal for 2k15:

Just become a better person. Continue to unlearn problematic behavior. Strive to achieve the things I want to achieve. Be kind to people. Be compassionate. Have a sense of humor. Get healthier mentally and physically. Move forward. 

In 2014 I realized I’m hot and in 2015 I’m hoping everyone else will realize it too

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue 

shoutout to people who don’t celebrate christmas and have always felt a little bit left out around this time of year it’s okay i hope you have a good next few days

If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.

People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened which made your conscience ease up and your heart changed. Good character can contribute to how someone perceives you.

first scene vs. last scene

[Via]

You wake up on Christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. Somebody is stealing all of your Christmas presents. It is Jesus. “It’s my birthday, not yours,” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms.

glee: a summary

season 1: we have to go to new york! season 2: we have to go to new york! season 3: we have to go to new york! season 4: we finally made it to new york! season 5: new york is awesome! season 6: let’s go back to ohio.

How to Commit Warblercide—lose all the good Warblers, have a random Warbler sing (lipsynch) more than Blaine, have Blaine sing to Rachel, Kurt is nowhere in sight. Pathetic. How can Fox keep giving RIB shows?