don’t be someone’s sometimes; don’t let yourself be with someone only when it’s convenient for them

trying to figure out the plot of a musical from just its soundtrack

mood

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

so ppl know

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

@nick-avallone she’s french

bye

i love this pic of a bear i googled ‘bears’ the other day and saved it and i cant stop looking at it. those ears! that puff!

its the perfect bear!

Bring the succulent scents of America’s favorite diner into your home.

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

The nicer you are the more beautiful you become

i hate how me opening tumblr in the morning is a parallel to some grumpy old fuck reading the newspaper. good morning let’s read the Blue Hell Gazette.