Anxiety level - Chandler Bing letting people in his work office call him Tobey for 5 years because it’s too awkward to correct them.

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i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at

Concept: I finish school. The job I work isn’t my dream job but I enjoy doing it greatly still. It pays enough to cover everything I might need. My bills are never overdue. Money is not a thought in my head. I have a place to live. So do my dogs. It is nice and warm, I have some plants, my bookshelves are full, my sheets are always clean. There is time to read at the end of a day. I read a lot. Thinking is a good thing. I meet up with friends regularly, old and new. They love me. We make memories. I have nothing to be ashamed of. I travel a few times a year, always different places. The places I see steal my breath away. The people I meet teach me of life. They are good. There is no war. The sea calls to me and pay visit. I am independent. I am content.

we are such a sad generation. the dream is a modest and decent life.

i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that

also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything???? Nothing???? Who knows????? Never had a rational thought in my life

i may be antisocial and unattractive 

but?

that’s all

Quests are hard and nerve-wracking things even for the most experienced of us…The only thing that can possibly be scarier is a crush. 

u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish

no some of us are ugly

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

it only costs $0.00 to pay frank and hazel the respect they deserve

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Worst and most surreal time of the week is Sunday afternoons when you’re like hyper aware of your insignificance and nothingness there has to be a name for this phenomenon

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