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cutting myself some slack for fucking once and allowing myself to believe that this hashbrown and chicken nugget sandwich will supply me the nutrition necessary to take on the day.
i dont really know anything about pjack but i can tell you right now that the main difference between us is that i get pussy by being silly and enigmatic, while pjack merely goes to jupiter to get more stupider.
[…] When a person fails to begin a project that they care about, it’s typically due to either a) anxiety about their attempts not being “good enough” or b) confusion about what the first steps of the task are. Not laziness. In fact, procrastination is more likely when the task is meaningful and the individual cares about doing it well.
I’ve been yelling this for years
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.
List of media where the title is significantly more accurate than you expect going in:
- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
- Everything Everywhere All At Once
- The Thing
play dos2? for them 🥺
$700/mo 1 bd1 ba10 sqft18750 Wildflower Dr, Penn Valley, CA OVERVIEW: Freshly painted wood with new Porsche door to complement the beautifully colored maple floor. Pets: Large dogs. Zestimate: $3,334 mo. (Zillow thinks it’s worth over $3,000 mo.- what a bargain.) How the hell is this even allowed?
yeah i fucking bet it is
I am both of these people mentally
The internet giving the general public the ability to bully rich and powerful corporations into being less shitty is the greatest power for justice ever known, no wonder they wanna take this shit away from us
does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse
in tears rn
They put his pussy bones in his knees
Official Pussy Post
idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers
this article is insane and making me insane
In reviewing dozens of MrBeast videos from over the years, Donaldson has nearly erased himself as a person from his episodic output. If viewers don’t really see him having fun, that’s by design. Donaldson has outright said he sees “personality” as a limitation for growth, once noting in a podcast that hinging your content on who you are as a person means risking not being liked. And if someone doesn’t like a creator as a person, they may not give the videos a chance.
okay so the dead eyed look isn't just projection then. this entire article is what I'd imagine hell to be like
Hey umm, can we talk about how a cop killed two gay men just before Sydney Mardi Gras and they still want to put police in the fucking parade.
Certified Library Post
hello warrior cats editor. before you is the complete script of the new warrior cats arc. your task is simply to edit the script so that the male main character is actually a girl now and change his pronouns to she/her without changing ANYTHING ELSE about her, her personality, or how she's written at all, and then compare and contrast how she is written to your other female protagonists, hopefully leading to an epiphany regarding your previous writing crimes. failing to do so will result in the five hundred pounds worth of flesh eating beetles currently suspended in a large tub above you being subsequently dropped onto your head. good luck
I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune
