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alright, it’s gotta stop. the shiphaus tag is for shipping the members of funhaus with each other. these reader/member fics need to make their own damn tag
Blacklist them or get over it. It's about funhaus shipping; they have as much right as anyone.
Do you have any Lawrence/Matt sbgc headcanons?
http://joelingunnars.tumblr.com/post/146969786855/do-you-have-any-lawrencematt-sbgc-headcanons-gotAnswered over at my new blog! Thanks Anon!! Hope these are to your liking!
I’ve seen a lot of these around but I wanted to make like a super challenge. Some of these will have been seen before in other challenges. You can add or change kinks, change the order, do one pairing or a few. Interpret this in whatever way you want. Some of the things on here you might not have heard of so there will be a link attached to it to explain what it is. If you post your art/writing/ect on here, please tag it as 100kinks so I can see what you guys come up with. Enjoy! Here is the list of explained ones but they the link will also be next to the kink. (X)
sbgc into fakehaus though. these kids put through hell continuing the cycle of violence.
(lawrence has an idea and adam gets roped into it)
I can finally put my knowledge of Japanese porn to use, hallelujah. This is what I like to call, a parody of dub-con porn, so, its written as dub-con but it’s 100% consensual. Legit though this reads like dub-con/sorta non-con at first so if that’s not your thing please don’t read it, alright?
s/o to the title meaning stop, aka it’s what those girlies always say in het jporn im so funny hahaha
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Meg saying Fah Habah should not have the effect it has on me.
matt peake in every AU especially fakehaus has heelys and wears them everywhere sorry I don’t make the rules
Matt Peake Wearing heelys as he hold a shot gun and a duffle and just makes his way to the bank vault. Has Lawrence carry him down the stairs.
Matt Peake wanting to heely down the highway ramp away from the cops.
Matt Peake slowly heelying behind Adam’s wet bar slowly, backwards, pouring a rainbow drink for them all after a successful heist.
Matt Peake billing the LSPD offices for a new pair of heelys because he got blood on the last custom pair.
The LSPD can’t understand why shoes cost $260. They understand when the heelys light up in the night as Matt Peake heelys away from a 7-11 with a slurpee and a bag of candy paid for on the LSPD’s tab.
draw collar or ryan or maybe both at the same time
… You did say “Collar” and “Ryan” right??
Or was it a typo??
so, joel sending james nudes while hes at work
this is good. but also i wrote it as if joel’s still at fh so. u kno. thank u for the prompt
rubillems. nsfw. 1.1k.
Dumb middle of the night ideas.
Some more Hauscats inspired by last week’s On The Spot.
A crossover of Adam Kovic and http://bit.ly/1T0hpAx that absolutely nobody asked for
But fuck ghost beards, man
Heyninja GTA Mood Board
Awareness returns like a slap in the face–mainly, Joel realizes, because he’s been slapped. In the face.
“Mother fucker,” he rasps, because it’s a good place to start, then, “Who slaps people? Who fuckin, who ties people to chairs?”
Silence would almost be preferable to the familiar snort, the quiet, “Don’t be a baby,” that even now is just shy of fond.
“You shot me,” Joel points out. He doesn’t sound petulant, definitely doesn’t sound betrayed.
“You told me you were an accountant.”
Joel’s drawing a breath to insist that this is, technically, true when his accuser steps into the light.
“Fuck,” Joel mumbles when he sees the telltale balaclava. It’s still as good place a to start as any. “Oh, fuck me.”
“I have,” Los Santos’ most wanted says, a twist in his lips. “And now we’re both screwed.”
someone talk to me about shiphaus sugar daddies (+/- other RT employees/associates)
Bruce and James as Spoole’s
Sugar baby Spoole is so important
They buy him the newest games and consoles even though he spends 99% of his time playing a couple mobas and free indie games on his PC.
James loves to take him on flights. They renew their membership to the mile high club monthly. James just generally promising Spoole shit in exchange for Spoole humoring his exhibitionism,
Bruce putting the daddy in sugar daddy. He does practical stuff like buy Spoole a car and pay off his student loans and set him up with insurance and dumb stuff like that. He also buys Spoole a variety of collars. For reasons.
someone talk to me about shiphaus sugar daddies (+/- other RT employees/associates)
