"Slytherins are evil."

*Aggressively shoves Horace Slughorn towards you* 

"Hufflepuffs are just weak-willed pansies."

*Points at Cedric Diggory with a large pointing stick* 

"Ravenclaws are just a bunch of snobbish nerds."

*Majestically reminds you of Luna Lovegood* 

"Gryffindors are just cocky arrogant bigheads.”

*Launches Remus Lupin in your general direction with a catapult* 

$109. I’m not proud.

$73 oops?

$83.. 

$9

$43.50, not a paltry amount

$73, im so sorry mom

$73.50… Ummmm

$51.50 not bad

£52.50 - deary deary me.

$74

$73 More than I expected

$11

$72. Wow. I just learned something about myself.

$20.50 lol

$74.. welp. 

before 2014 ends inbox me one thing you’ve always wanted to know or say to me and I have to reply to all of them

sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think

who the fuck are you

when did i follow you

you’re not posting things relative to my interests

but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did

it might have been important

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

haaaa daleee!!

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

Oh

oh

And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do. There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…

do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT

do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker

Quite a few people requested some form of trait/personality generator, and here’s the result!  I wanted to keep it vague enough that the options could work for any universe, be it modern, fantasy, scifi, or anything else, so these are really just the basics. Remember that a character is much more than a list of traits, and this should only be used as a starting point– I tried to include a variety of things, but further development is definitely a must.

Could pair well with the gender and sexuality generator.

To Play: Click and drag each gif, or if that isn’t working/you’re on mobile, just take a screenshot of the whole thing (multiple screenshots may be required if you want more than one trait from each category).

does anyone else just get those moods where someone says something, and no matter what it is, your immediate mental response is “SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP TALKING”

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

“baby” i say in reference to a character who can kill without a second thought

if you think im a loser who likes music too much then you’re definitely right

my favorite phrase in the english language is “i shit you not”