*becomes inconsolable*

been listening to Plastic Love by Mariya Takeuchi on repeat the past couple of days so i felt like trying my hand at greyscale based off of the photograph taken by Alan Levenson (despite the album cover being incorrect in almost every youtube upload of the song pfft)

why They call it house when it takes place in a hospital. thanks for following me

clingy duo sketch 

Jason & Friends

ALWAYS REBLOG

Jason doing ASL is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

Among Us for the first time in Russian… But we don’t speak Russian (full video)

Just so you know, she's a homophobic POS.

also it's not her original joke because it was by Sofia de Niño Rivera from a netflix special stand-up comedy

u ever talk to someone and wish you could be like, “god i totally understand where you’re coming from, and yes this DOES suck a lot, but your shift leader at panda express is not like, a member of the capitalist class, he’s just some dude who’s worked at panda express for a while, and him telling the manager and the manager firing you for your third no-call no-show doesn’t make him like, your oppressor, he’s just some dude who probably has nothing to look forward to in life except like, his biweekly board game nights with the same friends he’s had since high school, and you should be able to relate to that because you also have never left the town you grew up in, which is FINE, i’m just saying like, you shouldn’t key Dan’s shitty 2003 mini cooper, he doesn’t own capital, if anything you should be mad at the MANAGER, but even then i don’t know if he counts as a member of the capitalist class either, so like, find another panda express, there is no dearth of panda expresses around here, and it doesn’t even have to be panda express, i think panera pays a lil better”

u good?

I’M fine, but i know some folks who are not

thinking about her

I’ve decided that starting a 50k+ fanfic at 3 in the morning when you have to wake up early is not a rookie mistake but in fact a time honored tradition of ao3 veterans

stop ruining the trope revali

tubbo moment

Funny how beer looks like piss ...... this says a lot about men in our society

They honestly should make a beer where it’s like just 10% piss.

why would i drink beer that has half as much piss as usual

Why is it that anytime I go on this godforsaken website, you people are talking about piss

as they say in the bible, let him who doesn't have a gif of the Hulk fucking Scarlette Johansson as a header on tumblr dot com throw the first stone