Hi everyone! Just a reminder that Margot sold her URL to me six months ago for 4 dollars and 55 cents! So I'm not Margot I'm someone else. Ta ta
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Tony: *makes a bad pun during sex*
Stephen: Get out of me.
I lived in a utopia where ts never trended on tumblr until I remembered I have her blocked and apparently that now also protects me from the trending page
Me, after making plans with a friend: shit now I have plans with a friend
I’ll be feeling sooo skinny and then I stand next to my sister in the mirror and it all feels pointless
One thing about me in an office setting - I will be abusing the hell out of the post-its
easiest way back into my good graces - ask me for recommendations of shit i care about
Hate being perceived but not in a body way in an existence way. Like I hate that people can be bothered by the way I eat my soup and bread. Hate that people can misinterpret my silence. I hate more than anything that my actions affect others - that they can be disappointed by my failures or offended by my attempt at politeness.
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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck
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marvel bring them back i am no longer asking
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everyone should be weirder about their ocs more.
fake movie posters and comic book covers. visual novels. rpg maker games. fics. websites dedicated to your ocs. custom oc merch to wear or decorate your house with. surreal art that some old guy from the 1600s woulda painted. i want to see it ALL
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the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline
People that think nepotism doesn’t matter clearly have never experienced their superior being an asshole one day and suddenly treating you like a human being the next because he figured out who your parents were
The way Chappell Roan can just hit the spott
#just worked out all my rage at the gym to Hot To GO on repeat for 25 minutes#after midnight#casual#hot to go#femininominom#red wine supernova#super graphic modern girl#Pink Pony club#My kink is karma#good luck babe!#all bops#yes i am still embarrassed my straight best friend had to introduce her to me
Today’s supervisor didn’t immediately like me so like any mentally stable person I was still upset about it hours later on my way home and thought “guess I’ll just kill myself then lol”
and then I immediately tripped.
At the top of a set of concrete stairs.
(I luckily managed to not actually fall)
Anyway. I really thought I could get away with slipping back into passive suicidal ideation but god or whatever promptly put me straight on that
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thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤