to be so sure, yet unsure about someone you know

(cuts into the gender reveal cake and blood gushes out)

you jest but there’s a thing in the south where we have lamb-shaped easter cakes but theyre red velvet. you put frosting all over it to look like lamb wool but because its so humid down here, the red dye starts to leech into the frosting so when you cut the cake, any runny frosting is like blood and you’re butchering a lamb cake. or maybe that’s just my family and close friends? idk but it’s really funny to see a bunch of little children march around with a lamb head on a plate leaking red runny frosting

Hey I also live in the south and your experiences are SO INCREDIBLY NOT UNIVERSAL

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The honour of thieves

Okay so I need some help. If you've followed me/interacted with me/just read my shit, you'll know that I'm a trans woman who, because of my working situation, live in an extremely conservative town and that as of lately I have been having conflicts with the locals. I've been getting death threats against me and my family and have outright been assaulted. Just today I was confronted right after work. And even before this I've been having issues with the local skinhead gang. Because of this I have gone from being "out and proud" to just being back in the closet. And even then, it doesnt matter, cats out of the bag, and bad gas travels fast in a small town. So I'm asking for help upgrading my self defense tools. At most I have improvised weapons but that can only do so much good and it wont help me if these people get brave. So if people would be so obliged, please consider throwing me a few dollars or just c/p this status around. If you have suggestions for upgraded self defense (if you catch my drift) that would be good for home defense please message me. It would help me, my partner, and my family. I'm pretty desperate to try to hop on this asap. I'm already saving as much as I can with what work I get but I need help. Please consider helping me and my family out.

Cashapp: $KrisMolotok

Venmo: @Kris-Molotok

I would like to add, if anyone in the LA/SoCal areas or where ever really, has any suggestions on ways to get out of here that would also be super appreciated. we are looking to leave but have very bad credit, no bank account, no transportation, and very little money, we are a step above homeless. We moved in with family but they aren't very supportive in helping us get somewhere we can live safely and happily and living here has not only been a drain on us emotionally and physically but has become life threatening on more than one occasion. we could use all the help we can get on helping defend ourselves at the very least and, idealistically maybe, getting the fuck out of here if possible. thank you!

🅱lease help my friends y'all

some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

Adapt. Survive.

this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world

where is that picture

ah here we go:

I love the blend of old and new.

This is fantastic stuff. Remember what is useful and beautiful in the old, while embracing what is useful and beautiful in the new.

1. I don’t have a cat..  2. I DON’T HAVE A CAT

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people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled

ships with height differences <333

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

you. you get it

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background

For your consideration: Peter Parker who gets a degree in programming just so he can tell people he does freelance web design.

People need to fully understand what RGB’s death means. It’s not just a vacancy on the supreme court that could be potentially filled by a conservative Justice - that’s an awful thought, but that’s not the main problem. 

The problem, is that this is EXACTLY the opportunity Republicans have been looking for for decades. If a conservative nominee is pushed through before the election, and I’m hoping it won’t but if it does, that will lead to a Republican majority in the Supreme Court. And you can bet your life, literally, that they will work to roll back every progressive law they can. 

The concept of a separation of church and state is already a joke in this country, but it will get so much worse. 

But more than that? Even if a nominee isn’t pushed through… 

The vacancy RGB left behind will motivate Republicans to come out to vote in droves. 

THAT is what everyone needs to understand. This is a once in a life time opportunity for the Republicans. You think you don’t want to vote for Biden because he’s not exactly who you want? Because he’s not progressive enough or liberal enough? 

What about all the Republicans who may not support Trump, but want a Republican majority on the Supreme Court? The ones who may not like him, but would be willing to deal with him for four more years if it means controlling the Supreme Court for the next 40?

It’s awful and unfortunate that RGB died so close to the election. Throughout her life she worked tirelessly to fight for equality. Don’t let her life be in vain. 

Now more than ever, it’s important to vote. Everyone. Down the entire ballot. 

I’m lucky enough to live in California, a historically Blue state. But those of my followers who live in Red states, you especially need to call your representatives in the Senate and tell them to postpone any nomination. Cite Mitch McConnell’s own actions in 2016. Anything you can do to add pressure. Remind them who they really work for: you, their constituents. 

We cannot give up the fight. We can’t. Your vote matters. If it didn’t, why would the GOP be trying so hard to take it away? Make sure you’re registered. If you want to mail in your ballot then drop it off at designated polling stations instead of the post office to ensure it’s counted in time. 

I don’t have many followers so I don’t know who will see this, but please, reblog this. Spread the information. RBG’s death will galvanize Republicans out to vote en masse. We can’t afford to be apathetic or disenfranchised. We can make a difference, but not if we don’t bother to try. 

@one-time-i-dreamt @thebibliosphere