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Look, an eclectic mess of interests

@zofia-asilo / zofia-asilo.tumblr.com

Formerly sylph0fl1ght. Occasional fandom content. Lots of nature content.
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Emei Mustache Toad aka Taosze Spiny Toad, (Leptobrachium boringii), family Megophryidae, endemic to SE China

ENDANGERED.

  • The larger males grow keratinized spines on the upper lip, which they use to defend territories, during the breeding season. The spines fall off after he breeding season.

photographs: Hudson and Fu; Jingsong Shi; ChinaFotoPress

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rosekasa

ladybug makes the observation at some point that chat noir, at the ripe age of fifteen, acts like such a dad sometimes. like he'll comment about how she should really sit up straight while theyre chilling out after patrol, and he'll start bringing a pair of binoculars so he can birdwatch from their rooftop, and he'll do that thing where after she casually mentions she's been craving strawberies lately he starts bringing industrial amounts of strawberries for her every time they meet. and she just thinks, wow, this boy must come from such a wonderful family for him to be so cute.

so when he quietly admits to her one day that he hasn't hugged his own dad in years, in fact he's not even sure if his own dad really likes him very much, her heart shatters

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generalluxun

Sometimes we seek to be a that which we were never given.

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Pirate Terms and Phrases
  • Batten Down The Hatches - tie everything down and put stuff away for a coming storm.
  • Brig - a prison on a ship.
  • Bring a Spring Upon 'er - turn the ship in a different direction
  • Broadside - the most vulnerable angle of a ship that runs the length of the boat.
  • Cutlass - a thick, heavy and rather short sword blade.
  • Dance with Jack Ketch - to hang; death at the hands of the law (Jack Ketch was a famed English executioner).
  • Davy Jones's Locker - a mythical place at the bottom of the ocean where drowned sailors are said to go.
  • Dead Men Tell No Tales - the reason given for leaving no survivors.
  • Flogging - severe beating of a person.
  • Gangplank - removable ramp between the pier and ship.
  • Give No Quarter - show no mercy.
  • Jack - flag flown at the front of the ship to show nationality.
  • Jolly Roger - black pirate flag with a white skull and crossbones.
  • Keelhaul - a punishment where someone is dragged under the ship. They are cut by the planks and barnacles on the bottom of the ship.
  • Landlubber - an inexperienced or clumsy person who doesn't have any sailing skills.
  • Letters of Marque - government-issued letters allowing privateers the right to piracy of another ship during wartime.
  • Man-O-War - a pirate ship that is decked out and prepared for battle.
  • Maroon - to leave someone stranded on a. deserted island with no supplies, typically a punishment for any crew members who disrespected the captain.
  • Mutiny - a situation in which the crew chooses a new captain, sometimes by forcibly removing the old one.
  • No Prey, No Pay - a common pirate law that meant crew members were not paid, but rather received a share of whatever loot was taken.
  • Old Salt - experienced pirate or sailor.
  • Pillage - to steal/rob a place using violence.
  • Powder Monkeys - men that performed the most dangerous work on the ship. They were treated harshly, rarely paid, and were expendable.
  • Privateer - government-appointed pirates.
  • Run A Shot Across the Bow - fire a warning shot at another boat's Captain.
  • Scurvy - a disease caused by Vitamin C Deficiency.
  • Sea Legs - when a sailor adjusts his balance from riding on a boat for a long time.
  • Strike Colors - lower a ship's flag to indicate surrender.
  • Weigh Anchor and Hoist the Mizzen - an order to the crew to pull up the anchor and get the ship sailing.

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badolmen

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

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clubconsent

Addendum: This is also a really good reason to support trust-busting. A lot of this obnoxious behavior is only possible because corporations wield monopoly power.

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nyancrimew

another addendum: most modern (4K UHD) blurays use a form of online DRM that requires the player software to access a server to get title specific decryption keys. you don't really own a film on one of those disks any more than you do on streaming, the only way to truly preserve it is to rip off the disks or from streaming, not even the physical media you can "buy" can necessarily be preserved anymore.

PIRACY ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE MEDIA PRESERVATION

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clickzis

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL

BLEEEAAAAUGH 

HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG

the gods have spoken

I literally busted out laughing at this picture

The mascara is running too

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The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.

A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.

“Oh,” he said, “I think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.”

The warlord was astonished. “Your merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!” he responded. “Why on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?”

“If I did not post on Tumblr,” his teacher responded, “who would be your mutual?”

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nickioeste

This sounded too good to be true, so I did a little bit of fact checking.

Mike Ilitch did in fact pay Rosa Parks' rent for years, but it wasn't because she was laid off. She needed a safer place to live after she was assaulted in her own home at the age of 81. He paid her rent from that point onward, for the rest of her life.

The more you know 🌈⭐

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skull-bearer

When you fact check and it turns out even better than the original story.

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i-am-a-fish

this post is exclusively for people with dirty rooms

this post is specifically for people who know their room is a mess, but their brain won't let them clean it. this post is for you. I love you and I see you

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typhlonectes

Texas zoo hatches brood of rare, ghostlike crayfish species

The hatchlings also mark the second-ever breeding of a blind, white, and 'cave-adapted' crayfish.

Another Texas zoo is celebrating a historic milestone in the restoration of a critically endangered species. This week, the San Antonio Zoo announced the births of 47 Oklahoma Cave Crayfish (Cambarus tartarus). Born at the zoo's Center for Conservation and Research (CCR), the crayfish are the first-ever to be hatched under the care of humans. 
Known as one of the rarest crayfish species in North America, the Oklahoma Cave Crayfish is no more than three inches in length, with a white or colorless appearance, according to the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation. The crayfish, which have no external eyes, thin pinchers and legs, are most at risk from groundwater pollution. Direct disturbance of their caves, which are limited to a single county in northeast Oklahoma, is also a critical threat. The state has listed the species as "state endangered." However, the species is undergoing review for possible inclusion on the endangered species list by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service...

Read more: https://www.chron.com/life/wildlife/article/texas-zoo-rare-crayfish-18364707.php

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