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“I thought it would be fun to recreate a Pokémon Center from the main games and use it as a charging station for trainers to hang out and heal their power drained phones” - Spencer Kern

Source: businessinsider

Signal boost!

So much good 😭

Let’s just hope the other Pokeball doesn’t contain Snorlax. Poor Spark eggs.

Shoutout to my fellow Team Instinct mates!

(Here’s something I drew in between commission work!)

OH MY GOD

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

I like being invited to things. I don’t necessarily like going But I like being invited.

someone: i’m a three sport athlete and im taking 5 AP courses and i currently have a 5.0 gpa!!! me: yeah but … are u ok

One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.

PARENTING

Watch: Chinese swimmer Fu Yuanhui had no idea she won a Bronze medal

https://twitter.com/orurai_/status/758979324179386368

https://twitter.com/kurishi_orikabi/status/759200977526329351

https://twitter.com/kurishi_orikabi/status/759203106550939648

The stages of bottoming:

OH MY GOD

The Mewoth and Riachu show. I love the new designs 

Man: wyd 🍆😋 Me: ..realizing things

actual footage of me at ur wedding