sleepy

i'm a girl but also like a wound that's never gonna heal

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

forgive me father for i have grinned

Watching Evil Dead 2 the way it was meant to be seen

Sacks: hacked

i’m in

what monty python movie is this

This is the best goddamn thing I have ever seen

god bless

@feena-c is this SCA

the Society for Creative Anachronism is living up to its name, I see

fuck fuck fuck just ate 4 vitamin gummies instead of 2. well good bye

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

For my birthday I want my brain cells back

he angery

How could u guys forget….

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

this gets funnier with each passing year

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-