king

Oh to be a dead bee floating gracefully in a 5ft deep swimming pool, riding the waves as children play Marco Polo around me

me @ my teeth when i eat something too cold

Oriental floral consoles 🌷🌹🌺🌸

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

bed bath and behind you

what the fuck

NOOOOO

Why are cats perfectly designed to crush your organs when they step on you

Wait does my cat know byakugan is she targeting my chakra points?

Red Velvet ♡ Peek-A-Boo

This tweet just slayed the free fuckin world