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Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time
ALERT!! ALERT!! MAN DOWN!!!
They have arrived to help!!!!
love in bloom 🌸🌷🌺
✧ inktober day 14 ✧
a lot of bunnies w the cutest ink colour I’ve ever mixed
vasco hercules is the best thing to happen to this world
WOULD YOU PLEASE BE FRIENDS WITH ME? ✭
“Farewell… my sunshine…”
I am 50% bitter and 100% salt
do u ever debate whether or not to engage somebody’s shitty comment so you go to their blog and 8/10 times its just
ok but the blogs of 9/10 people who liked and reblogged this post in agreement are just
moral of the story: stop being condescending and mind ur business
More lovely warriors.
Warrior/Knights from twitter.
i hate how my entire day can be ruined because of a particular conversation i had, or because of how someone phrased something or because of the tone they used. i hate how i am so horribly sensitive that what counts for me as a “bad day” hinges entirely on the most insignificant things. things other people can shrug off, but they weigh heavy on me all day.
Love me and me alone