That's Not How The Magic Hand Thing Works

it used to be 2007 you know

when you put a load of laundry in

happy Putting A Load of Laundry In Day to all who celebrate

you BOOP miette? you BOOP her head with you paws? oh! oh! love for mutual! love for mutual for One Thousand Years!!!!

My entire dashboard right now

i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like 'cock sex cum' and then there'd be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

Reposting simply bc this is so funny to me. Alright golden potato of luck u have my respect 🥔🍠

This came out of the queue yesterday and I LITERALLY OPENED AN UNEXPECTED $250 CHECK IN THE MAIL TODAY thank you golden potato

perhaps if we all try hard enough we can blame everything on timothee chalamet

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

Terry understands if you feel sad

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

Pedro Pascal wins Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series for The Last of Us at the 2024 Screen Actors Guild Awards

Pedro Pascal accepts the Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series award for The Last of Us — Screen Actors Guild Awards (Feb 24, 2024)