Yes， We have a daddy in the team.
Reblog if you're a safe place for your mutuals to come over and be nonverbal
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alternatives to “i want to die”:
- i want things to change
- i want a different life
- today was a shitty day/week
- i don’t want to live like this
- i want to be somewhere else in life
- i’m not where i want to be yet
- + much more
Here's a few that I started to say because I thought they were funny so I was more likely to use them!
- Wack
- Unfortunate (can be shortened to unforch)
- Sub-par execution
- I would prefer the opposite of this, actually
- Not a fan of this approach
- Not very cash-money
unforch :)
"I am about to become the joker" is one of mine
some more to add to the list
- Can we not?
- I'd prefer that ya didn't.
- This is not ideal.
- This did not spark joy.
- No thank you. (just, in general.)
- Skill issue. (or, alternatively) Speed run strats.
- Why are you like this? (aimed at the universe, not you)
- Awesome. (it is, in fact, not awesome)
and my personal favorite
- This is gonna be a whole thing, isn't it?
- Can things PLEASE suck less?
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Finished the moon version!!
I might make more of these goobs
(The sun version has already been posted!!)
Hotgirl Summer 💞✨️
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I'm so normal about them
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shitpost number 5 thousand
Café au? Mayhaps?
Sketch:
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I work in gaming and do this all the time. I learnt long ago that no matter what games I name, when a guy demands I name what I'm playing, that they will shit on them.
So now I just make shit up when they try to "catch me out" and listen as they list how wrong I am and all the things wrong with something that doesn't even exist. It's a wonderful hobby and I heartily recommend it.
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Anonymous asked:
When moon joins, will he be put on security duty more often now that sun and solar are already taking care of the daycare together? I can see that adding more tension and jealousy between him and solar.
MDD SPOILERS:
WHAT
More spoilers:
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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.
None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.
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the bride and her ugly ass groom 💜💙
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john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus
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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa
my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.
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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online
sometimes i like to acknowledge nuance