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Mother Pigeon

@dragons-of-the-south-wind / dragons-of-the-south-wind.tumblr.com

Angel ♡ 20♡Overwatch Fan ♡ 100% Hanzo Trash ♡ I really love pigeons ♡ Gay as fuck with theunholytoast ♡ Mchanzo trash ♡ Transformers fan ♡
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OH you want to talk about beautiful idiots?? You want to talk about absolutely gorgeous drapes with nothing behind them? You wanna talk about glorious aesthetic with no regards for intelligence???

respect the original thembo, they can’t even disrespect woman because they don’t even know what the fuck gender IS

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thegreenpea

And this is why it’s my header

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bunjywunjy

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

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crochetninja

There’s more!

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nuggsmum

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

op update: how’s wexter doing????

pretty good

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densley3

Oh no! If she stays in the snow she’ll be cold!

she has a scarf now so it’s fine

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bolontiku

So much has happened and i love her more

I love Wexter

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i dont know why i try because everything i do just fails, no one wants to interact with me, im just a background character no one notices, all ill ever be.

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ranminfan

Happy April Fools guys, or atleast, It’s april 1st where I’m in.

Crosshairs have been meaning to try out some new upgrades, and Drift is, unfortunately, involved with testing it.

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