when you walk down the aisle to kiss your wife for the first time

later that night when you get to kiss her in your PJs

How to tell people (and birds) who wear all black apart

when you fail a persuasion attempt in an rpg:

And Wonder Woman is objectively the best one. Listen to Drew.

Throwback to this pyjama squid slumber party in our Egg Lab! 😴🦑🛏

Choosing an unpopular character as your favorite like

(source)

this shark is the most earnest creature on the entire planet

WHAT THIS

WHAT IT DO

BOOP

The Hand is here! Where is Voigt’s dinner? GUMBY IS HERE ALSO

This video is so wholesome.

I liked the part with the frogs

“anime, it’s the best.”  –michael b jordan, 2018

“Meow!”

Video by I_am_puma

WHEN HE GRABS HIS FOOT REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

#worth noting #this puma is a rescue & due to previous neglect cannot be released #he has a lot of health problems due to the neglect and is severely undersized #as such he is kept in a home environment and closely monitored #he is also Very Cute

Had to reblog a version with this info. Good to enjoy folks.

#pumasdontmakegoodpets 

D&D classes as john mulaney quotes

Barbarian - *smashes a 40 on the ground and yells* SCATTER!

Bard - the entire salt and pepper diner story.

Cleric - You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Druid - Aaah! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

Monk - I’ll just keep all my emotions right here and then one day, i’ll die.

Paladin - for those of you who aren’t catholic, I don’t mean to exclude you (even though we looove to exclude you)…

Ranger - everybody get out of my way. I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.

Sorcerer - this might as well happen. adult life is already so goddamn weird.

Rogue - Stop snitchin’, motherfucker.

Fighter - sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.

Warlock - FUCK DA POLICE!

Wizard - I’m either having a drink or I have to pee. You’re living the golden years kid, not me.

☆ Happy lunar dog year! here are some mythological best friends to kick it off in cuteness! ☆

QUICK PLEASE CAN SOMEONE FIND ME THAT PICTURE OF THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THAT WAS LIKE “DIESEL FUMES” AND “HUEUGH” AND OTHER STUPID ASS NAMES 

This one??

NO THEY WEREN’T IN A THING IT LOOKED LIKE THIS 

BUT WITH STUPID NAMES

F O U N D    I T

BIG UPDATE!

I’ve finally finished my biological patches set! After many months of designing, editing, and trial and error, I’m proud to post up photos of the final products!

They are woven with bright, beautiful colors that will endure many washes and adventures to come. They’re only $8 in my store:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/Monsternium

Here are the first five patches in my biological patch set. Once all ten are made, the rainbow of studies will be complete! Each one is illustrated, digitized, and embroidered by me. Stay tuned for more! Next up is herpetology ;)

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