tfw my feel is gay

mants. pants for men. dont be stuck wearing girly """pants""". MANTS™

a pleasant thought: gay grandparents will soon be commonplace

I REALLY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATION *guitar riff*

I GET REALLY SAD WITHOUT CONSTANT VALIDATION *guitar riff*

someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

where does this need to overshare come from…. why am I like this…. why can’t I be mysterious

Me: *falls in love* Me: I’ve been… Scammed

i love watching the olympics. i know nothing about these sports but by hour 4 i’m like, “poor dismount. look at those knees. not enough elevation or rotation on that last move. clear 3/10 points deduction. tsk.”

me every time you guys get into an argument about the morality of some cartoon character

I love fanfic writers because fanfiction is just so kind and selfless. You give us really enjoyable stories completely free of charge and I am really, really grateful for it.

get your heteronormativity off my lawn

If I travelled back in time and tried to explain this text to young me, there’s literally no way.

you ever see sappy love posts on your dash and someone puts a name in the tags. Fuck man im rootin for you and Kelsey

aggressive hand holding

How does it work??

we arm wrestle as an excuse to hold hands