You probably missed the April Fool's event Tumblr held, so enjoy the crabs for 24 hours.
This is amazing haha thanks mystie <3
You probably missed the April Fool's event Tumblr held, so enjoy the crabs for 24 hours.
This is amazing haha thanks mystie <3
Oh no
It's true
It is like something out of Douglas Adams. And yet it is actually happening.
The Queue.
there is now
my colleague coined the terms platinum queuebilee and queueanon
Honestly I haven't posted on here in forever and I wonder if anyone remembers me. Hi, yes, I am still living.
lmao crabs…. they just go snip
thats his decision and i respect it
the ocean is amazing
Just in case anyone was wondering as I hadn't posted for a little bit, I'm totally fine and well. My country is on lockdown for a few weeks so I'm taking the time to sew more while I watch a lot of Netflix and idly wondering if the stuff I ordered off ebay was sent before lockdown.
Hope you guys are all good too.
Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house
cute puppy what breed is he
sideways
Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.
It is a beautiful day in the palace, and you are a horrible swan princess.
y e s s s
Knowing Miles, that definitely could be it,
gumshoe fundamentally understands edgeworth on a level that no other character even approaches
Posting flower arrangements in the artist's group on facebook is a dangerous game and one day, someone is going to take the bait.
Y'see, I once had to walk from a gallery co-op because the folks organizing it all seemed to agree that flower arrangements did not qualify as 'art' and it just so happened that I was making a decent amount of money on the side selling flower crowns at conventions.
Like.... they REALLY didn't like flower arrangements.
So now that I'm making my rent money on flower arranging, I periodically post photos of my work (the ones that are not for clients, just what I do when I have some time to myself) in the art group that I met them and I just.... wait for someone in that gallery to tell me it's not art.
I just.... wait.
Because I will ask them to explain... and I can't wait to hear exactly why it's not acceptable. And it will be some classist, misogynist shit.
And I cannot wait for them to show their entire ass.
As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you’re in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. “You’re not being punished”, he says. “You are the punishment.”
You honk in joy. It’s a lovely morning in Hell, and you are a horrible goose.
Go on Bake off. Make sure everything I make is flavours Paul hates. Smash the actual bake though.
When he says I don’t like those flavours, stare him in those souless eyes and say “I know.”
This reads as a to do list and I feel compelled to follow now
What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do
What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting
Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa
This is surreal