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The Goddess Kali

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I am Kali, Goddess of Destruction . You mortals are free to ask me any questions.  (This is a role play blog. Please keep everything Pg-13)
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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

“I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it.”

“Kali.” He grabbed her face and stared

Kali just stares back at him.

“…How do you put up with me..?”

Kali smiles a little. “I’ve had practice.”

Gabriel slowly grinned

“There’s that smile. You look so different when your not smiling. It’s weird.”

“But i’m cute either way.”

“I suppose so.”

He chuckled and let go “You know so.”

She smiles. “All better now?”

“No.” He narrowed his eyes “Tell me about you and Baldur.”

She shrugs. “Not much to tell.”

He crossed his arms “Theres plently to tell.”

“He liked me and I used him to gain more respect from the other gods. That was really it.”

He froze for a minute before furrowing his eyebrows

“What? Not what you where expecting?”

“I was expecting ‘oh he was soooooo dreamy and amazing’ ”

She rolled her eyes. “Please. He wasn’t that spectacular.”

He mumbled under his breath “Damn pretty boy.” Gabriel grunted “Well.”

“Why are you asking about him all of a sudden anyway?”

“…No reason…” He cleared his throat 

“If you say so.”

Gabriel quickly kisses her

Kali kisses him back.

“I’m the hottest God anyways.” 

"If you say so."

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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

“I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it.”

“Kali.” He grabbed her face and stared

Kali just stares back at him.

“…How do you put up with me..?”

Kali smiles a little. “I’ve had practice.”

Gabriel slowly grinned

“There’s that smile. You look so different when your not smiling. It’s weird.”

“But i’m cute either way.”

“I suppose so.”

He chuckled and let go “You know so.”

She smiles. “All better now?”

“No.” He narrowed his eyes “Tell me about you and Baldur.”

She shrugs. “Not much to tell.”

He crossed his arms “Theres plently to tell.”

“He liked me and I used him to gain more respect from the other gods. That was really it.”

He froze for a minute before furrowing his eyebrows

“What? Not what you where expecting?”

“I was expecting ‘oh he was soooooo dreamy and amazing’ ”

She rolled her eyes. “Please. He wasn’t that spectacular.”

He mumbled under his breath “Damn pretty boy.” Gabriel grunted “Well.”

“Why are you asking about him all of a sudden anyway?”

“…No reason…” He cleared his throat 

“If you say so.”

Gabriel quickly kisses her

Kali kisses him back.

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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

“I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it.”

“Kali.” He grabbed her face and stared

Kali just stares back at him.

“…How do you put up with me..?”

Kali smiles a little. “I’ve had practice.”

Gabriel slowly grinned

“There’s that smile. You look so different when your not smiling. It’s weird.”

“But i’m cute either way.”

“I suppose so.”

He chuckled and let go “You know so.”

She smiles. “All better now?”

“No.” He narrowed his eyes “Tell me about you and Baldur.”

She shrugs. “Not much to tell.”

He crossed his arms “Theres plently to tell.”

“He liked me and I used him to gain more respect from the other gods. That was really it.”

He froze for a minute before furrowing his eyebrows

“What? Not what you where expecting?”

“I was expecting ‘oh he was soooooo dreamy and amazing’ ”

She rolled her eyes. “Please. He wasn’t that spectacular.”

He mumbled under his breath “Damn pretty boy.” Gabriel grunted “Well.”

“Why are you asking about him all of a sudden anyway?”

“…No reason…” He cleared his throat 

"If you say so."

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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

“I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it.”

“Kali.” He grabbed her face and stared

Kali just stares back at him.

“…How do you put up with me..?”

Kali smiles a little. “I’ve had practice.”

Gabriel slowly grinned

“There’s that smile. You look so different when your not smiling. It’s weird.”

“But i’m cute either way.”

“I suppose so.”

He chuckled and let go “You know so.”

She smiles. “All better now?”

“No.” He narrowed his eyes “Tell me about you and Baldur.”

She shrugs. “Not much to tell.”

He crossed his arms “Theres plently to tell.”

“He liked me and I used him to gain more respect from the other gods. That was really it.”

He froze for a minute before furrowing his eyebrows

“What? Not what you where expecting?”

“I was expecting ‘oh he was soooooo dreamy and amazing’ ”

She rolled her eyes. “Please. He wasn’t that spectacular.”

He mumbled under his breath “Damn pretty boy.” Gabriel grunted “Well.”

“Why are you asking about him all of a sudden anyway?”

“…No reason…” He cleared his throat 

"If you say so."

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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

“I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it.”

“Kali.” He grabbed her face and stared

Kali just stares back at him.

“…How do you put up with me..?”

Kali smiles a little. “I’ve had practice.”

Gabriel slowly grinned

“There’s that smile. You look so different when your not smiling. It’s weird.”

“But i’m cute either way.”

“I suppose so.”

He chuckled and let go “You know so.”

She smiles. “All better now?”

“No.” He narrowed his eyes “Tell me about you and Baldur.”

She shrugs. “Not much to tell.”

He crossed his arms “Theres plently to tell.”

“He liked me and I used him to gain more respect from the other gods. That was really it.”

He froze for a minute before furrowing his eyebrows

“What? Not what you where expecting?”

“I was expecting ‘oh he was soooooo dreamy and amazing’ ”

She rolled her eyes. “Please. He wasn’t that spectacular.”

He mumbled under his breath “Damn pretty boy.” Gabriel grunted “Well.”

"Why are you asking about him all of a sudden anyway?"

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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

“I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it.”

“Kali.” He grabbed her face and stared

Kali just stares back at him.

“…How do you put up with me..?”

Kali smiles a little. “I’ve had practice.”

Gabriel slowly grinned

“There’s that smile. You look so different when your not smiling. It’s weird.”

“But i’m cute either way.”

“I suppose so.”

He chuckled and let go “You know so.”

She smiles. “All better now?”

“No.” He narrowed his eyes “Tell me about you and Baldur.”

She shrugs. “Not much to tell.”

He crossed his arms “Theres plently to tell.”

“He liked me and I used him to gain more respect from the other gods. That was really it.”

He froze for a minute before furrowing his eyebrows

“What? Not what you where expecting?”

“I was expecting ‘oh he was soooooo dreamy and amazing’ ”

She rolled her eyes. "Please. He wasn't that spectacular."

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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

“I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it.”

“Kali.” He grabbed her face and stared

Kali just stares back at him.

“…How do you put up with me..?”

Kali smiles a little. “I’ve had practice.”

Gabriel slowly grinned

“There’s that smile. You look so different when your not smiling. It’s weird.”

“But i’m cute either way.”

“I suppose so.”

He chuckled and let go “You know so.”

She smiles. “All better now?”

“No.” He narrowed his eyes “Tell me about you and Baldur.”

She shrugs. “Not much to tell.”

He crossed his arms “Theres plently to tell.”

“He liked me and I used him to gain more respect from the other gods. That was really it.”

He froze for a minute before furrowing his eyebrows

"What? Not what you where expecting?"

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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

“I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it.”

“Kali.” He grabbed her face and stared

Kali just stares back at him.

“…How do you put up with me..?”

Kali smiles a little. “I’ve had practice.”

Gabriel slowly grinned

“There’s that smile. You look so different when your not smiling. It’s weird.”

“But i’m cute either way.”

“I suppose so.”

He chuckled and let go “You know so.”

She smiles. “All better now?”

“No.” He narrowed his eyes “Tell me about you and Baldur.”

She shrugs. “Not much to tell.”

He crossed his arms “Theres plently to tell.”

"He liked me and I used him to gain more respect from the other gods. That was really it."

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Anonymous asked:

were you and Hera really friends?

"I got along with her well enough. I don't really have friends. She was a good ally though."

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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

“I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it.”

“Kali.” He grabbed her face and stared

Kali just stares back at him.

“…How do you put up with me..?”

Kali smiles a little. “I’ve had practice.”

Gabriel slowly grinned

“There’s that smile. You look so different when your not smiling. It’s weird.”

“But i’m cute either way.”

“I suppose so.”

He chuckled and let go “You know so.”

She smiles. “All better now?”

“No.” He narrowed his eyes “Tell me about you and Baldur.”

She shrugs. "Not much to tell."

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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

“I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it.”

“Kali.” He grabbed her face and stared

Kali just stares back at him.

“…How do you put up with me..?”

Kali smiles a little. “I’ve had practice.”

Gabriel slowly grinned

“There’s that smile. You look so different when your not smiling. It’s weird.”

“But i’m cute either way.”

“I suppose so.”

He chuckled and let go “You know so.”

She smiles. "All better now?"

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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

“I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it.”

“Kali.” He grabbed her face and stared

Kali just stares back at him.

“…How do you put up with me..?”

Kali smiles a little. “I’ve had practice.”

Gabriel slowly grinned

“There’s that smile. You look so different when your not smiling. It’s weird.”

“But i’m cute either way.”

"I suppose so."

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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

“I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it.”

“Kali.” He grabbed her face and stared

Kali just stares back at him.

“…How do you put up with me..?”

Kali smiles a little. “I’ve had practice.”

Gabriel slowly grinned

"There's that smile. You look so different when your not smiling. It's weird."

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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

“I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it.”

“Kali.” He grabbed her face and stared

Kali just stares back at him.

“…How do you put up with me..?”

Kali smiles a little. "I've had practice."

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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

“I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it.”

“Kali.” He grabbed her face and stared

Kali just stares back at him.

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Gabriel appeared behind Kali and crossed his arms, drunk.

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Kali turns around “Hello Gabriel.”

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“Hey Ms. Kali.”

“How are you doing?”

He lifted his arms “Fucking wonderful.”

“Yeah I bet. So do you know what Hera wants?”

“Baby Momma wants the baby back.” He sips his beer “Daddy doesn’t like the idea.”

“I can understand how you might not be happy with that, but don’t you think the choice should be up to him?” 

He raised his voice “I’m not the one who just randomly dropped him off on my doorstep, now am I?”

“No your not. But he might want to get to know her and if he dose, you can’t really do anything to stop him.”

Gabriel huffed “Only if condoms were a thing back then..”

“You probably would not have used one anyway.”

“I have another kid now… I should start using them huh?”

“Might be a smart idea.”

He whined and pulled Kali into a hug

Kali hugs Gabriel back.

“…Why is my life so complicated?”

"I dont know. But I do know that no matter how complicated it gets, you always manage to get through it."

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