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dude are you fucking kidding me i do watch cooking shows like this
Everyone I know watches cooking shows like this
mexicanoprince
im the same way with Chopped
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expressofails
You know. I tolerate people ordering in Starbucks sizes...
But… When they order a tall, and they mean they want a large?!
People. If you’re going to order with sizes another franchise uses, at least use the terms right….
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When a customer pays with a hundred, but doesn’t tip.
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Never Say Just
Whenever a customer comes up to you and says “Can I just have…” or “I just want to get a…”
These words are never followed by “a small black coffee” or “a bottle of water” or something relatively simple to make.
It’s always “Can I just get a large, triple shot, half soy-half almond milk, caramel cinnamon latte at 163 degrees, but can you somehow make it fit into a small cup and include the elusive Elixir of Immortality which you’ll have to make from scratch so I hope you stock cockroach wings and powdered unicorn hoof for the potion?” Pause. “Oh, actually let me just get two of those. And a small regular coffee.” Pause. “You have that civet cat poop coffee, right?” Pause. “I hope you do direct trade with an FTO-certified, organic civet cat poop coffee farm. I only drink sustainable poop coffee.”
*Quietly makes two non-fat sugar free vanilla lattes and one drip coffee and customer leaves happily*
*Silently adds $400 Elixir of Immortality add-on button to POS system*
*Adds “sustainable poop coffee” to grocery list
*Goes home and drinks bourbon in the dark
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customer: hi can i have an extra dry latte please
Four tiny comics I posted to twitter. An epic saga
Reposting to remind myself of the time @colaptesauratus posted this and said it reminded her of me.
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working in retail
Me and Sir.
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When you have depression and anxiety...
Depression: Everything is awful I'm worthless I can never be successful at anything I'll never be good I'm going to hide under the covers and turn my phone off for two days. Self: Maybe I should ask for help? Anxiety: Nononononono! You will get pregnant and die, everyone will stop fighting, and the only coffee left in the universe will be DECAF!!!! Depression: Seriously. Don't ask for help. I know you don't normally drink Vodka, but drink a little more than a liter of this. Anxiety: Yaaaaassssss! This plan doesn't involve any actual talking! Self: ...
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Four tiny comics I posted to twitter. An epic saga
The thing is, nobody. Exurbs you, you it is novelty out there.
Voila – ‘The Magician’s Apprentice’ has appeared!
U.S. Whovians can now watch the Doctor Who season premiere for FREE on DoctorWho.tumblr.com! Just go to the front page and it’ll pop up like a crazy plot twist or a hand mine (this will make sense when you watch the episode trust us).
You can also watch the new episode on BBCAmerica.com and BBC America’s Youtube channel. Enjoy, and don’t forget to tune in to BBC America for episode 2 ‘The Witch’s Familiar’ Saturday, September 26th at 9/8c!
Grumpy Cat before coffee, Pusheen after coffee. Analysis thanks to colaptesauratus
Seeing the perfect crema on espresso is like seeing the light in your eyes in the morning.