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sacred-portal

#reaction image for quality online gossip

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taken-for-pomegranted

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

thedoctorknits

He stops and looks both ways?!?

bettsplendens

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

jcgreen72

This is my new favorite post

dovewithscales

I can’t ever not reblog.

Have some happy crow vibes

dduane

Always reblog. 😏

#best post on this site I love a bouncing corvid so much #that's a raven though🤓

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"Liverpool have had more possession and chances and yet..." tell me you haven't seen a LFC game recently without telling me, YEAH WE KNOW

#footytag

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richarlisonny

SHEFFIELD??????

#the only football game that matters today actually #footytag

b-a-n-d-e-r

god I'm going to miss jurgens pantomine dramatics on the sideline so much

#footytag

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homoqueerjewhobbit

Another reason I want more Addams Family with the 90s cast is I think it would be so nice to see Morticia uncorseted and aging gracefully. I don't think she'd go full Grandmama but do you really think an Addams is afraid of wrinkles and cellulite?

Look me in the eye and tell me Anjelica Huston doesn't still have it.

homoqueerjewhobbit

Some normie to Morticia: don't do _______, it will give you wrinkles.

Gomez: God, I hope so.

roach-works

at morticia's 50th birthday party everyone's making Over The Hill jokes with the same envious joy you would celebrate your cousin's hundred million dollar lottery win. the "hill" decorations are various piles of rats, bones, garbage, severed limbs. there's a lot of chains and stolen crucifixes around instead of party streamers. the cake is a graveyard hill and they cut it with a visibly filthy shovel.

'one foot in the grave' gomez tells his wife, actively crying, 'and what a foot!'

morticia has the first slice of cake (it has a little sugar grave on it). when she finishes her delicate spoonful and smiles, the camera zooms in and we see she has spontaneously developed crow's feet. off camera is the sound of her husband really unsubtly orgasming.

after the party they drive off in a hearse with glass bottles of formaldehyde tied to the bumper. it says JUST OLD in the back.

the unsubtle orgasm noises continue.