@darkfrostwitch / darkfrostwitch.tumblr.com
albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric
wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on
muppetness of said offspring
Whenever I do my usual esc posting I get sketchy-ass blogs following me every other day for a months lmao
Most of 'em porn bots
Imagine fucking up a rule so bad that the legitimate nsfw content is thrown out while the bots keep on thriving
ONLY 15?!?!?!
abolish the juries seriously
every year
i fucking hate the jury votes
They never make one single good decision.
Nahhhh bc this is bullshit why do we have ZERO GODDAMN POINTS ffs
Don't forget who walked so all these metal bands can now run in Eurovision
I just want another Love Love Peace Peace, is that too much to ask :(
Still uncomfortable that The Rest Of The World can vote in Eurovision now
I don’t want Americans voting in my Eurovision thank you
This!!! Who came up with that shit idea?!?!
just in advance
I want to make everyone aware of Germany’s rehearsal outfit
And here we see a hosting nation that is desperate not to host this expensive contest again in its natural habitat.
i used your country’s entry to pee (derogatory)
It's honestly so refreshing for Germany to actually have a song and performance that fits Eurovision for once
