I can’t stop laughing because…

like I don’t know how you can get more obvious than tweeting “I’m sure I’m bisexual,” but clearly The Sun isn’t convinced

tbt to the time a bi woman explicitly said she was sure she was bisexual and “journalists” were like

I mean, it’s a thing…

biphobia is rampant in all walks of life sadly

The look on Bowie’s face in that last picture, he’s just like “how thick are you? I’m bi, deal with it”

This is the same tactic my 5 year old nephew uses when he doesn’t like the answer you give him. 

Sound on Please

😩My Heart!!

i’m not crying😩

This man got his socks wet af just cuz she wanted to splash with him and that right there is what real love looks like

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

no..... my dinks....

First time trying egg yolk ! Droopy eyes mean they’re really enjoying it

aheyshshhhabgahhrhahahhabbabahellea its so good gotta stick my eyeballs in it

Lost in the sauce

Baby, it’s Hoth outside.

Comic by Jared Downing [ Instagram ]

Lol

Land Before Time motivates a proper diet 🍃🍃🍃

everyone had a phase as a kid where they wanted to eat random leafs off of trees and land before time is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT responsible for this phenomenon

Both of these responses radiate terrifying energy, but on different wavelengths.

Land before time the reason I am to this day obsessed with spinach

Abolish  the  Electoral  College 

Good night everyone

Thai Buddhist monk: I …..will…..keep….. praying…. 

(Source)

I know this is very funny and all but I need you all to know that this is genuinely how this is done in the fucking speedrun

video game loading screen tips

obsessed

The 90s was a time of experimentation.