All time

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

No thanks.

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time

I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

Kind of awesome being raised under a rock because I hear about a movie and go yeah I’ll check that out. Never heard of it before. Watch it. Get my DICK blown off. And then am like. Wow…… has anyone else heard about this critically acclaimed film with a 96% on rotten tomatoes that great filmmakers cite an inspiration for THEIR critically acclaimed films……..

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.

"We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" how about you go fuck yourself

this is the exact atmosphere emitted by every dollar tree store in every location across the country

let me be perfectly clear

oh, i see

I appreciate your transparency

guess who got two thumbs and

this guy

two thumbs and what

this guy