Goodie Two Shoes Idiot Loser

i have no impulse control and now you all have to suffer too

Oh. My. GOD.

before mowing the Pasteur, rain made strange landscape. Photographed by Yoshitomo Nara.

Queen Elizabeth drinks 4 cocktails every day. She starts with a gin and Dubonnet before lunch, has a glass of wine and/or a gin martini with lunch, and a glass of champagne and/or a gin martini at night. 4 drinks equals 6 units of alcohol daily, which makes Queenie a binge drinker by government standards. Source Source 2 Source 3

Shalom Harlow by Ellen von Unwerth, 1993

David Campbell.

i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths

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this fucking awful place: w-woopsie!!!! woopsie doodly!!!!! we had a widdle boo boo and scrumbled it all up :’( pwease dont be mad…

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Revolution, Fort Lauderdale, FL. 10/10/05 

Marble lips have been the latest trend on instagram. Sources for these picture can be found here.

demi devito

danny lovato

i’m so mad because i didn’t see anything wrong for like ten seconds

a guy just asked me if girls boobs start to produce milk after puberty and i said yes we lactate every month and he’s like damn that must be annoying :/