Hi, why yes I do own dolls that aren't Fiero and Jean! This is Hannah. :]

Finished this mysterious creature recently!

Everything is handmade with faux materials and fully posable! The eyes and orb have LEDs installed and the eyes and hair glow in the dark too!

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

humanoid typhoon and his silly polycule

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

Behold! The noble Shoop.

Question, does Shoop float on water or just their fluffy can float?

@mothman-etd the Shoop can float! Sometimes that means they need help getting out though...

And strong winds can whip a whole herd of Shoop into one big Tumble-Shoop! Very convenient for traveling long distances and finding new pastures :3

Okay more questions since Shoops are adorable, how intelligent are Shoops? Are they considered plants since they photosynthesis? Do they need to eat since they photosynthesis? What are their antennae used for?

@mothman-etd I'd say that Shoops are about as intelligent as your average goldfish, which is to say, not at all XD

They are not plants! In fact, they are a terrestrial relative of coral, which utilize their mouth parts to "ingest" algae and store it within their cells to form a symbiotic relationship! The algae provides them energy and the Shoop transports the algae safely to sunny areas without drying out. Win-win!

They can usually be found to be "eating" when they're ready to spawn, as they usually reproduce asexually. Gotta shore up on extra algae so their babies (clones) can get their own friends!

The antennae are used for sensing vibrations, weather patterns, and resonate pulses from the dark dimension radio frequencies. If you open their mouth sometimes you'll get lucky and pick up the local radio station!

Oh and their eyes... Yeah they're just... Yeah, they stare like that. Don't worry about it too much.

It IS considered bad luck if they blink though...

I love Shoops even more now! Would it be ok to have one as a pet, or is that a BAD idea with all the crypted activity going on. Or would i end up in a tribble situation with thousands/millions of Shoops on my hand in a few days.

Next year they'll make a button you can press to send people anthrax

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Happy good Friday, have a masterpost

Thanks for the things I missed!

HOW COULD YOU FORGET KAKASHI

hey look up "[your birth month(in numbers not words)][your birth day] pokemon". if it's over 1025 remove the last digit. that's you as a pokemon now what did you get

holy fucking shit

Because you are my friend....

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

You know what, their absolute inability to grasp Mexican foods makes more sense every day

All they had to do was call it a "s'more inspired biscuit sandwich" or something

Women are allowed to do this.

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

now rebloggable. fuck with me

Why the fish

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable