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so i have gathered videos from october 2016 (five nights at freddy’s sister location) until the present. if you guys want to catch up, i have a playlist for each year jack has done ego videos.
antisepticeye (he’s in the 2016 playlist)
i wanna know what everyone’s majors are mutuals i want to know i love you and i’m interested
graduated bachelor of arts in communication. no major bc we experienced ALL kinds of field which is great bc i get to choose what im interested in 🫶🏻
it’s been a sec. Hey.
hey ethan! how are you doing? :D
i want more jse moots 🥹
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.
By Talos this can't be happening
reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.
why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op
I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023
If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k
Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all
So how about we make this more interesting?
I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022
Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night
Reblog to throw a hedge apple in OP's driveway
What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.
It's Maclura pomifera, commonly known as the osage orange or hedge apple. It is known to be native only to a small area of Texas and the edge of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Before the invention of barbed wire, it was pruned repeatedly and shaped to make dense impenetrable hedges to contain animals.
The fruits are inedible—not poison, they're just hard and taste bad.
The wood is super-strong, burns hotter than any other wood, and is ideal for making bows!
We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it
Actually I like this idea, we should do that. Here's my fun fact contribution; actual old English, what one could call Anglo-Saxon (as opposed to, for example, Shakespearean English, which a lot of people call old English but is actually antiquated modern English), is a Germanic language, and modern English shares a lot of roots with German because of that. It was also, at one point, written with runes.
The hagfish is a deep-sea fish speculated to be related to lamprey. It exudes a strange goo that is believed to be used to clog the gills of attackers. This goo has been found to be a very good substitute for egg whites in cooking.
HAGFISH SLIME EGG WHITE SUBSTITUTE???
Saponify is a word which means to Turn into Soap
Which is great cuz it means you can threaten to saponify someone and it will both confuse and frighten them!
Wizard Convention Banned Spell List 2022: Saponify
This is absolutely fucking incredible.
160,000 notes have been added since yesterday evening.
OP has well and truly Icarus'd too close to the fucking sun
op you are absolutely fucked
Free infodumping??? *grabs my loupe*
Did you know that these three gemstones
is the same???
Morganite, aquamarine, and emerald all belong to the beryl family. Also in the beryl family are heliodor, which is yellow; goshenite, which is clear; and red beryl, which is relatively rare and has no fun name.
Differences in the trace elements and temperatures of the growing environment determines the color and saturation of the stone. And! You can technically have a green beryl that is not an emerald—emerald is kept distinct by the inclusion of either vanadium or chromium, and iron. Green beryl only contains iron, making it a much paler and more yellow green.
Bonus fact: about 30% of the gemstones you could list off the top of your head are a quartz variant.
THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
OH IF WE’RE DOING FREE INFODUMPING!!
Did you know that the way astronomers are able to figure out the chemical components of stars is by using things called emission and absorption spectrums? This is what they look like:
The way this works is that different elements on the periodic table have different energy levels, or “shells.” That’s what those lines around the nucleus are:
When an electron gets hit with a photon, it goes into an excited state and moves up the sublevels within an energy level. Think of it like going up stairs that lead to different floors on a building! That’s what an absorption spectrum represents: it’s the photons, or essentially the light particles, that the electrons absorb.
When an electron goes down a sublevel, it releases that photon, and gives off or emits energy, which is what the emission spectrum shows. It does this at different wavelengths, and the frequencies of these wavelengths can change the color of the light. Each element has a different way of doing this, so when scientists look for the elements in stars, they look at the emission spectrum of those stars, the emission spectrum of certain elements, and see what lines up!
In the model below, you can see what that looks like in practice. By looking at at the lines on each of the elements listed below and comparing it to the observed spectrum of the star, an astronomer can pick out what elements the star has!!
I came to help with spacefodumping!!! And to add another penny to OP’s self care jar!!! ☺️
Did you know that the most wonky planet in our solar system might not be Uranus…
..But Venus?
Thaaaaat’s right!! This absolute beauty, according to certain measurements, has an axis tilt of about 177.3 degrees- she’s almost entirely upside down!! Because of this, our lovely lady actually rotates backwards as compared to the other planets!!
The definition of axal tilts has changed before, and it could definitely change again- take this with as many grains of salt as your shaker has!! ☺️ No matter what, though, she doesn’t display seasons- and we’re still exploring the possibility of life related molecules in her atmosphere!!
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ok im mildly curious how you managed to get an ascii amogus
like this
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fair enough! carry on
wow remember when i used to host togethertubes 🥹
While I was looking through your blog, I noticed that you are an army. I'm an army too, and I've been an army since 2020 too!!!! Who's your bias??? Mine is Jungkook. Oh btw HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SOUL SISTER!! I LOVE YOU!!!!
YES I AM!! My bias is Jimin since day one 😭💜 and hobi is also one of them lmaooo AND YES BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AS WELL MY SOUL SISTER ILYSM 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Sean has confirmed Chase has 1 child! Back to theorizing
so i have gathered videos from october 2016 (five nights at freddy’s sister location) until the present. if you guys want to catch up, i have a playlist for each year jack has done ego videos.
antisepticeye (he’s in the 2016 playlist)
UPDATED 💚
YO
EVERYONE
IN SPACE WITH MARKIPLIER GOT NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY
AN GENUINE EMMY FOR OUTSTANDING INTERACTIVE MEDIA
I FEEL LIKE A PARENT BEING PROUD OF THEIR KID
GIVE IT UP TO THE ONE AND ONLY KING OF THE SQUIRRELS
HE HAS TO WIN
Name: Aly Age: 25 Known as: @septicplier before Been in the JSE and Markiplier fandom since: 2015 Other interests: BTS, Genshin Impact So I took a really really reeeeeeeeally long break. I think for 2 -3 years. I've been lurking from time to time before but I think I wanna get back to this again. What lured me back in? The IRIS Project. I may not watch Jack like religiously but I was still caught up. Before I left, the last ego video I watched was the CHASE one and I just saw that he did a Marvin one and my jaw dropped like I didn't expect him to do one. And now, the IRIS project OH MY GOD. I was speechless. I was there during the livestream with the puzzles (YES, I HATE THE PIPES) and watched sean's livestream on twitch talking about the project and he outdid himself! I thought the acting was phenomenal! and I'm glad mark, amy, ethan, arin and the other staff helped him make this possible. I really can't wait for more because I'm sure he'll bring back ALL the egos again. We are in for a ride. HOW ARE YOU ALL?
HELLO I MISSED THE JSE COMMUNITY SO MUCH IM SO GLAD IM BACK HELLO
OKAY YES IVE WATCHED THE IRIS PROJECT LIKE A COUPLE OF TIMES AND HOLY SHIT????????? SEAN YOU MOTHERFUCKER I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! AND ALSO IM SO HAPPY OLD MOOTS FROM 2015 - 2019 ARE BACK AAAAAAAA I MISSED U ALL SO MUCH
