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Taurus

Cancer

Pisces

Libra

Capricorn

Aries

Leo

Virgo

Gemini

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Aquarius

The Signs as Shrek Characters

Deleted it cause i didn’t get donkey

Honestly shit like this is so annoying.

seriously though, these “deleted it because i didn’t get ____” posts are so old and honestly really offensive to the astrology blogs that put their time into making them

THANK YOU

The signs as the senses

Aries:

the sight of a sparkling catherine wheel

the sound of canon fire

the feel of hot showers on winter mornings

the smell of cinnamon buns

the taste of lemon water

Taurus:

the sight of well-worn ballerina pointe shoes

the sound of a cat’s purr

the feel of old leather journals

the smell of vanilla scented candles

the taste of gingerbread

Gemini:

the sight of new york city from above

the sound of a child’s laughter

the feel of braided hair

the smell of over-heating light bulbs

the taste of vodka and coke

Cancer:

the sight of floating water-lilies 

the sound of a painful sigh

the feel of rubbing buttercup petals between your fingers

the smell of summer rain

the taste of salty water

Leo:

the sight of red rose tattoos

the sound of popping open a champagne bottle

the feel of silk lingerie

the smell of gasoline

the taste of peach lip gloss

Virgo:

the sight of a porcelain doll

the sound of birds flapping their wings

the feel of frilly cotton socks

the smell of early morning dew

the taste of rose lemonade

Libra:

the sight of a carnival merry-go-round 

the sound of trickling water

the feel of the sun on your bare spine

the smell of crisp autumn leaves

the taste of lithium

Scorpio:

the sight of a hurricane

the sound of an opened music box

the feel of pins and needles

the smell of cigarette smoke

the taste of a cut lip

Sagittarius:

the sight of poison ivy creeping up a wall

the sound of crackling fire

the feel of ripped denim jeans

the smell of grass stains

the taste of raspberry bubblegum

Capricorn:

the sight of a neatly fastened bow tie

the sound of pouring coffee

the feel of ink across your fingers

the smell of aged book pages

the taste of mint toothpaste

Aquarius:

the sight of flashing lights in a night club

the sound of cars on the freeway

the feel of bare feet in the snow

the smell of hibiscus tea

the taste of sugar-coated ibuprofen

Pisces:

the sight of a half-completed canvas painting on an easel

the sound of swaying wind chimes

the feel of piano keys

the smell of freshly washed linen

the taste of marshmallows 

person: the original song is always better than the cover

me: 

unknown artist: YOU ALREADY NO WHO IT IS

me: 

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

uhhhhhhh

me: I got shot 4 times

school nurse: lmao just put ice on it

damn what am i supposed to do with all this bromine now -_-

when someone is physically attractive but boring as hell

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i think we are educated plenty on the subject Mary-lou 🤔 @bvbygirlllll

She set herself up. 😂

i can’t recognize any lies

im crying

What

You did it to ya damn self😭

Damn xD

lmfao

People: are you ok?

Me: yea