Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

Lesbian Trickster Goddess

Excuse me, that’s BISEXUAL Trickster Goddess, thank you very much

Represent

Reblog the Bisexual Trickster Goddess for a bountiful harvest and encourage representation of Bisexual people 

1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world

The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons prediction comes true, the Simpsons wasn’t really trying to predict the future, they were making a cynical joke because they thought the real future would be better than it actually is. We’re living in the timeline where all the Simpsons’ worst assumptions about the world were 100% right.

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure 

you were probably joking but i think you may be entirely right

“Kim Kardashian-West has more compassion and common sense than the President of the United States of America” is a sentence you can actually say.

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

every year. 

every day tbh. 

24/7 365.

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

oh it’s not the masterpost… not yET:

OMG YES

I’m done. Just…so done.

PERFECTION.

Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

EVERY DAMN TIME

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

I TRIED TO REBLOG AND TUMBLR CRASHED GUYS IT ISN’T EVEN IN MY LIKES THIS POST IS A WORMHOLE

is it?

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS MOVIE THAT MATTERS

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…

If you’re reading this and nobody has told you this today I want you to know that you are amazing just the way you are

Carrie Fisher wrote the entire scene for Leia and Luke’s reunion in The Last Jedi and that makes the words Luke said, ‘No one’s ever really gone’ resonate even deeper with me