Sand Lynx

Whenever I see some male miqote in game that is called something something NUNH I am like oh yeah??? You a nunh ??? You a big boy with a fucky wucky title?? What are you gonna do, FUCK ME?

you guys are so fucking funny I’ve been laughing at these responses for an hour HJKGSHDXGSHJCFXHDSJFCVVGDFCHJDSHCDGHJCGDS

bro my own comfort character needs comfort

Humans have been giving their pets god names for millennia, not knowing that they actually bestow upon them the gods power. But it’s divided amongst all pets with the same name, so ultimately quite harmless. This morning, by a quirk of fate, yours is the only cat named Zeus.

Potential crisis prevented- my cat is already neutered.

scions buy a  paissa swing chair

cat boy

gay

this deserves its own post I LOVE THE TWINS SO MUCH

assorted wol bullshit

So so gullible

Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol

Hemitite is an iron ore material that is incredibly brittle since it’s iron rock.

It breaks because it is made thin as a ring and any decent pressure on it snaps it.

Not because of negative vibes

In other words:

The guy that made ‘em

I work at a rock shop, we have had these boys forever but due to some tik tok trend last week we have been getting people just comming in and rushing for the bands. Not to mention when they are like “man i hope yours does not break” and I tell them they are fragile and you should be careful with them they get angry with me since the only way the can possibly break is by vibes alone and not jusy throwing your hand down on a table too hard.

you at the rock shop

Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

**UPDATE**

I have restructured the folders to make them easier to use and managed to add almost all languages requested and then some

Please let me know any further suggestions

….holy shit. You found the holy grail.

….. is this a DIFFERENT person keeping gigabytes worth of language books on google drive? Holy crap.

Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old

based

dont any of you dare forget this gem i quote this daily

villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc

but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable

Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

…………..you think?

…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3

Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old

The Poster Of The Comment: You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively:

Point. For those who have not read Sillmarilion, Sauron used to look something like this

dialogue between an AI and a poet

poem by me, 3.21.2020

holy shit man- why does this feel so- intimate- peacefully sad even-

im crying. absolutely fantastic work, OP

Fandaniel: I may have singed your friend a bit… perhaps because I’m a bit unhinged. Ahahahah ohohohoho I’m a poet and I don’t even know it!!!!

Zenos: i know you’re the one that wants to die but being around you is wanting me to die

oh cousin oskaar we’re really in it now