sketchbook pattern play

cats cuddling together

the simpsons at 6pm on channel ten shaped australian youth culture more than anything else

Watch: Michelle Obama’s speech on the Trump tapes should be required viewing for all Americans

team “i know you’re joking but my anxiety doesn’t”

gordo was the truth

I was Gordo

was this movie real

i was at a grocery store really late one night and some old guy kind of eyed me as i walked out of the store next to this other lady. She and I made eye contact and i knew she was scared too. we loaded up our groceries into our cars as fast as possible and I had way more bags than her so she got done faster than me. I panicked because i was sure she was going to leave so i just hurried faster, shaking a little, and then i noticed she sat in her car, watching me and making sure nobody came near. She waited not until all my groceries were loaded, or until my cart was put away, or until I got into my car. No, she didn’t drive away until I drove away. 

And that was the moment that I realized how much women need other women. That we can’t win this war without each other and we have to be looking out for each other, every second. 

my last year in new york city, i got off the subway around 9 or 10p.m. i only lived about 5 blocks from the f train, but i hadn’t gotten more than two before a woman’s hand suddenly touched my arm. 

“that guy behind us is following you,” she said. “he was watching you leave the train car and followed you up.”

i hadn’t noticed him, or at least not noticed him following me. when we stopped outside a grocery store, he stopped half a block back and loitered. the woman linked her arm with mine and walked me several blocks out of her way to my front door and made sure i got inside safely.

another time, nocigar and i were walking home and at a stoplight a stranger grabbed my arm when i wouldn’t respond to him and tried to physically drag me over to him. she—who is, by the way, not a very physically imposing girl—ripped his hand off my arm and snarled, “don’t fucking touch her.”

protect your friends. protect strangers. there are good men in the world, but don’t wait for them to do something if you can do it yourself.

I was at a club once and my friend left with her boyfriend so I finished my drink and was heading out to the parking lot when three girls came up to me and basically surrounded me. 

“Those guys behind us were talking about following you. We can walk with you.” 

I have MMA training but have never in my life had been offered the protection and sanction of my own gender. This is so important. 

GIRL CODE. FUCKIN’ GIRL CODE. LEAVE NO GIRL BEHIND. EVER.

YASSSSS

STAY STRAPPED WITH SISTERHOOD

I wonder how many memories I’m in.

no offence but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all

If White People Were Described Like People Of Color In Literature

are u ever simultaneously having a good time and on the verge of an extreme mental breakdown 

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: If American horror story Freakshow was held in 1952 then how was it possible for Jimmy Darling to sing Nirvana’s song “Come as you are” Kurt Cobain wasn’t born until year 1967, the band Nirvana wasn’t formed until 1987 meaning he sang this 35 years before the band was even created and the song didn’t release until 1991 therefor making it impossible for Jimmy to actually know the song unless he wrote it himself. Nirvana has to be a band in the AHS realm because in season one murder house Tate asks violet “got any Kurt Cobain on that thing?” And according to many sources the seasons are all connected in some way. Does this mean that Kurt stole the song from Jimmy, publishing it and making it a hit? Or did Jimmy give him the song? How was this even possible whatsoever? Is Jimmy Darling the Illuminati?