me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend
Why would you hide this in the tags!
being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit
fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass
me: i’m so motivated. i’m gonna do this. i will achieve everything
me, a second later: you know my bed is actually just…. better
ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life
*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again
honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout
ladies are u all ok
no
are ya in a relationship?
you think I can convince someone to do that?
Do you guys ever see your pet sleeping by you and just think holy shit holy shit this little animal feels safe enough and trusts me enough to be near me and fall asleep near me and just how fucking cool is that
Finally, the threat has been contained. New York is safer tonight because of this valiant effort.
In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted
yeeten?
YOOT
you’re allowed to get up one day and just decide to change who you are. dress differently, speak up more, laugh out loud even though you’ve never liked your laugh, say what you want to, say hey to people you wouldn’t normally, get that confidence going. we don’t have to stay the way people see us out of the fear that they won’t like the us we want to be.
The human body is a miracle in many ways. However, the inability to fall asleep due to anxiety of having to get up early in the morning must be one of its stupidest flaws.
i want someone to look at me & say damn that’s mine & just be so proud to have me
are u ever in a group of people and u say something really stupid and everyone ignores it and you kinda just stare off into the distance for a few seconds thinking about how dumb you are