donkey brains

“My panic is rising again. My sense of isolation and worthlessness. And no other senses worth mentioning apparently. It’s not nice being inside my head. It’s a nice place to visit but I don’t want to live here. It’s too crowded; too many traps and pitfalls. I’m tired of it. That same old person, day in and day out. I’d like to try something else. I tried to neaten my mind, file everything away into tidy little thoughts, but it only got more and more cluttered. My mind has a mind of its own. I try to define my limits by seeing just how far I can go, and I find that I passed them weeks ago. And I’ve got to find my way back.” -  Carrie Fisher 

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Poem Bangkok a/w 2018-2019 rtw

Dracula’s a public domain character so you’re being negligent as an author is you don’t at least consider using him in every story

This is why you should add me on snapchat.

Then again.

This is also why you shouldn’t add me on snapchat.

me protecting my friends when I see ugly guys looking at them

lets not forget this gem

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

interesting how you forgot 

and

ok but

and

hmmm and perhaps

and these ones too

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

excuse me but:

where would we be withour kermit

can’t believe y'all forgot

An icon

Adolphe Jourdan - 1825/1889 - França. 

 Boulter’s Lock Sunday Afternoon, 1895 by Edward John Gregory (English, 1850–1909)

im gonna give this guy an award 

The full post is even better because he doesn't speak Italian but wants to pepper it into dialogue so makes up vaguely sounding words like calling a shower "the dripini"

Isn’t that the name of a Pokémon

who give a shit

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

(via goodreadss)

literally obsessed with this tiktok (x)

Godzilla after he fucks up Tokyo for the 6th time this week