𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

she's everything

Tatort Saarbrücken x El Hotzo, Vol. 4

i made some delightful creatures

i made two more

be honest with me now, pard

ID: Black and white illustration of a cowboy sitting in front of a tent while another cowboy stands next to him. Two horses graze in the background. In the foreground are some scrubby grasses. Above the image is the text, with the first line the largest, and each additional line smaller than the one before:

It's not my first rodeo. Why, did it seem like it was my first rodeo? Was I acting weird? You have to tell me. If I was acting weird at the rodeo you have to tell me. Do you think the other cowboys thought I was acting weird?

End ID.

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Autism

what im learning is that you cannot avoid your way into a life you enjoy

The Beast that Bothers

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.

all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it

fuck w me

FUCK W ME

They're true to life

Of course you're a horror fiction podcast protagonist and have eye imagery